07/31/2026
Welcome back to : The Human Edition 🪳
ROUND TWO. 🥊
It is Friday afternoon, and you know what that means—time to clear out the roaches.
Last week, we put the speakerphone abusers and lunch thieves on notice. But just like a real pest treatment, week two is when the hidden ones start crawling out of the woodwork.
Who crawled out of your inbox or blocked your path this week?
• The person who leaves 0.5 seconds on the breakroom microwave?
• The driver who refuses to use a turn signal but expects a gap?
• The email that starts with "Per my last email..."?
Science says professional treatments flush the pests out into the open so they can be eliminated. Consider this comment section your professional treatment. Evict the bad vibes, drop the drama (use fake names), and clear your headspace for the weekend. 👇
(And yes, if your pests actually have 6 legs and live under your sink, we are still flushing those out too. Call us to schedule TODAY.) 🛡️🚫🪳