24/10/2026
The weather is awful, and I’m crippled from a combination of general and deep cleans this week, ( 18 cleans to be exact)
I’m sitting here thinking of funny busy bee related stories and thought I’d share for anyone stuck into with the storm ☔️
1-Asked a client to get me some dulse next time they were at their caravan, (my fav) they left some for me and i ended up collecting it from behind a plant pot on the windowsill, and leaving BBQ seaweed sheets in exchange, it felt like a dodgy drug deal, except we were trafficking seaweed 😂
2-Every Christmas I do a full kitchen reset for a client, including cleaning the tops of the cupboards and lining them with newspaper to keep them clean for the year.
We were discussing this year’s Christmas clean when I found out I’d apparently almost set the kitchen on fire last year by covering the spotlights with newspaper 😂🔥
3- the absolute countless times I’ll have both EarPods on, and getting so scared when someone walks past. I recently cleaned for a client who I thought was out of the house, to only realise they had been sitting on the living room, and I walked past them numerous times without even noticing, singing away to fleetwood Mac 😮💨
4- most recently, I was doing a bathroom deep clean, I often use a blade for heavy limescale, I was wearing my gloves and sliced the top of my finger with the blade, I didn’t think it was that bad until I took the glove off, and it was filled with blood. Anyone who knows me, knows I have a phobia of blood, and I’m too nice to make a scene, so I was nearly passing out with blood all over the bathroom 🩸😂
