Turner Septic Services

11/01/2026

🍁❄️💩 NOVEMBER IS HERE, AND SH*T’S ABOUT TO GET REAL COLD!!! 🥶👑

Listen up, my p**py peeps!!! 📣

The leaves are falling, the temperatures are dropping, and OLD MAN WINTER is packing his bags and heading straight for the Mount Washington Valley!!! 🏔️❄️

And you know what DOESN’T want to deal with a New England winter?!

YOUR SEPTIC SYSTEM!!! 💩🤣

Let’s talk about your November TO-DO list! 📝

✅ Stack the firewood 🪵

✅ Put away the patio furniture 🍂

✅ Find those winter boots 👢

✅ Get the snowblower ready ❄️

🚨 GET YOUR SEPTIC TANK PUMPED BEFORE THE GROUND FREEZES!!!

Because here’s the deal…

Nobody wants to be digging through three feet of snow, chipping away at frozen ground, or dealing with a septic backup when it’s 10 degrees outside!!! 🥶💩

And trust me… I’ve seen some SH*T!!! 🤣

Here at Turner Septic, we’re ready to help you cross that BIG, STINKY item off your list!

💩 Septic Tank Pumping

👑 Comprehensive Septic Inspections

🔧 Riser Installations

🔍 Tank Locating

🛠️ Septic Repairs

🚨 Emergency Septic Services

Whether you’re a homeowner, business owner, or managing a vacation rental, NOW is the time to get ahead of winter!

Don’t wait until your septic system turns your winter wonderland into a winter BLUNDERLAND!!! 💩❄️🤣

📍 Proudly serving the Mount Washington Valley, New Hampshire & Western Maine!

📞 603-733-8667

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👑 TURNER SEPTIC LLC

WE GET SH*T DONE!!! 💪💩

And remember, my p**py peeps…

THE ONLY THING THAT SHOULD BE FROZEN THIS WINTER IS YOUR POND, NOT YOUR P**P PIPES!!! 🧊🤣

XOXO,
The Pumper Princess 👑💩

10/31/2026

🎃👑 HAPPY HALLOWEEN FROM THE PUMPER PRINCESS! 💩👻

BOO, BI***ES!!! 👻💀

You know what’s scarier than a haunted house??? 🏚️

A SEPTIC TANK THAT HASN’T BEEN PUMPED IN 20 YEARS!!! 😱💩

Forget Freddy Krueger, Michael Myers, and Jason Voorhees… 🔪

The REAL horror stories are hiding UNDER YOUR BACKYARD!!! 🪦🧟‍♀️

🕷️ Roots crawling through your pipes like creepy little fingers!

🧻 Flushable wipes coming back from the DEAD!

💀 A distribution box that looks like a crime scene!

🧟‍♂️ And the scariest monster of ALL… a septic tank with NO ACCESS!!!

But have no fear, my little P**PY PEEPS!!! 🐥💩

The PUMPER PRINCESS 👑 and her fearless crew of p**p-slaying professionals are here to EXORCISE those septic demons!!! 🚛⚔️

We dig up the dead, suck out the evil, and investigate the horrors lurking beneath your lawn!

Because at TURNER SEPTIC, we don’t run from scary sh*t…

WE PUMP IT!!! 💪💩👑

🎃 Stay spooky, keep your pipes flowing, and remember…

THE ONLY THING THAT SHOULD BE HAUNTED THIS HALLOWEEN IS YOUR HOUSE… NOT YOUR SEPTIC SYSTEM!!! 👻

🧡🖤 Happy Halloween from Team Turner Septic!

WE GET SH*T DONE! 🚛💩

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10/31/2026

🤣🤣 BIG MAN, WITTLE TRACTOR!!! 🚜💩

I JUST HAD TO REPOST THIS!!! 😂😂

Ladies and gentlemen… meet Greydon Turner, a full-grown man living his BEST life on the world’s wittlest excavator!!! 🤣

I swear every time I watch this video, I lose it!!! 💀

BIG MAN. WITTLE TRACTOR. BIG DREAMS. 👑🚜

Greydon looks like he borrowed a piece of equipment from the Fisher-Price collection and decided to start an excavation company!!! 😂😂

But don’t let the size fool you! That’s our boy Scoop Dawg, and he might be little, but he gets SH💩T DONE!!!

And Greydon??? Well, he just makes operating heavy equipment look like a grown man riding a toddler’s Power Wheels!!! 🤣

Some couples go on romantic dates. We play with p**p trucks and tiny excavators. 💩❤️

Welcome to life at Turner Septic, where the equipment might be small, but the entertainment is HUGE!!!

👑 The Pumper Princess approves this message!

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10/29/2026

🍁🍂 FALLIN’ FOR LOKI!!! 🍂🍁

Some people take scenic drives to admire the fall foliage… 🍁

WE TAKE A 1,400-GALLON SEPTIC TRUCK UP THE SIDE OF A MOUNTAIN TO HAUL 💩!!! 👑🤣

Meet LITTLE LOKI 💪🚛

Don’t let his name fool you! This little beast is a Ford F600, rocking a 1,400-gallon tank, 4-wheel drive, and enough attitude to make these New Hampshire backroads think twice! 😎

Custom-built by our amazing friends at National Truck Center in Miami, Loki wasn’t built to sit around looking pretty!

🔥 Tight driveways? BRING IT!
🔥 Steep uphill terrain? NO PROBLEM!
🔥 Narrow wooded roads? HOLD MY COFFEE! ☕
🔥 A septic tank where most trucks wouldn’t dare go? LOKI SAYS, WATCH THIS! 💩

And THIS picture right here captures exactly why we love him! 😍🍁

While Mother Nature is showing off her gorgeous fall colors here in the Mount Washington Valley, Little Loki is showing off what HE does best!

Getting into the places the big boys can’t! 💪

At Turner Septic, we don’t believe in one-size-fits-all equipment. We believe in having the RIGHT equipment to get the job done!

Because sometimes getting the 💩 out requires a little horsepower, a whole lot of determination, and one BADASS little truck named LOKI! 😈

👑 Pumper Princess approved!

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💩 WE GET S*T DONE!* 💩 National Truck Center

10/29/2026

🏔️ WELL, COLORADO… THIS WAS NOT THE TRIP I HAD PLANNED! 🤦‍♀️💩👑

I landed Saturday night, ready to take on the Mega Conference, talk some sh*t, share some knowledge, and do what the Pumper Princess does best!

Apparently, my body had other plans. 🤒

By midday Sunday, I felt like DEATH! 💀 And for someone who runs on caffeine, chaos, and pure determination, you KNOW it had to be bad to keep me down!

Unfortunately, I wasn’t able to give my presentation, something I was really looking forward to. 💔

Instead, I spent FOUR DAYS staring at this view from my bed. 🏔️

I mean… if you’re going to be completely miserable, I suppose the Rocky Mountains aren’t the worst thing to look at! 😂

To everyone who reached out, checked in, and sent well wishes, THANK YOU! ❤️ It truly meant so much.

I’m disappointed I missed the opportunity to share my story, connect with fellow wastewater professionals, and bring a little Pumper Princess energy to the conference.

But one thing about me… I don’t stay down for long! 💪👑

Colorado, you may have won this round, but you haven’t seen the last of me!

Until next time, Mega Conference! 💩🎤

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10/28/2026

💀👑 IF CHATGPT DRESSED MY SKELETON BASED ON EVERYTHING IT KNOWS ABOUT ME… THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! 💀🤣

Well, SH*T!!! 💩 I think AI just exposed my entire personality in ONE picture! 😂

A little bit of Pumper Princess, a whole lot of blue-collar baddie, hockey obsessed, passport collecting, business building, septic inspecting, boot wearing, coffee drinking CHAOS! 👑🏒✈️🚛

Apparently, even in the afterlife, I’m STILL running Turner Septic, answering emails, inspecting tanks, traveling the world, playing hockey, and making sure everyone knows I GET SH*T DONE! 💪💩

And of course, Khaleesi is still Head of HR! 🐾❤️

Let’s not overlook the fact that my skeleton is rocking BRUNT boots, ripped jeans, a little pink, and a Turner Septic hat. Because apparently DEATH IS NOT AN EXCUSE TO STOP WORKING! 🤣

I’ve spent my life collecting experiences, not excuses. Building businesses, breaking barriers, chasing dreams, and proving that you can be a little bit classy, a whole lot of sassy, and still play in the 💩 for a living!

Some people leave behind a legacy…

ME? I’M APPARENTLY TAKING MINE TO THE GRAVE! ⚰️👑💀

Work hard. Play harder. Stay 29 forever. 💋

PUMPER PRINCESS FOR LIFE… AND APPARENTLY THE AFTERLIFE! 👑💩

Now I NEED to see yours!!! Ask ChatGPT to dress your skeleton based on everything it knows about you and DROP IT IN THE COMMENTS! 👇🤣

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10/24/2026

10/24/2026

🎶 It’s been a long time, glad to see your face… I knew we’d meet together at another time, another place… 🎶

Jo Dee Messina said it best. 😂

Except around here, it’s your SEPTIC calling. 📞💩

“Heyyyyy… it’s been a long time. Remember me? The giant tank of p**p buried in your yard that you’ve been pretending doesn’t exist?” 🤣

Well… I’M ALRIGHT.
But your septic tank might not be. 😂

If it’s been 2–3 years since we last met, your tank is getting a little clingy and would LOVE to see our beautiful truck pull into the driveway. 🚛💨💩

Don’t wait until your septic decides to introduce itself by backing up into the house. That reunion gets expensive REAL quick. 😬

📞 Your septic called.
It misses us.
It needs to be pumped.
And apparently, I’m taking requests from underground now. 😂👑💩

Call Turner Septic and get on the best 💩 list in the Mt. Washington Valley!

Because unlike your ex… when your septic calls, YOU SHOULD ANSWER. 📱😂 Tank Track

10/22/2026

Oh Shaina ‼️ My playlist is one of a kind 😳 Is it because I am a business owner 💯 A wastewater pioneer 💩 Fun and spicy 🌶️ YES….
Welcome to the 💩 show 🔥 Where everyday is an adventure

10/21/2026

Maybe I need some rehab…
Maybe I just need some sleep… 😴

OR MAYBE I’m just addicted to the chaos. 😂

🏒 Ice hockey.
💩 P**p.
👑 Pumper Princess life.
✈️ Travel.
💼 Run a business.
🏒 More hockey.
💩 More p**p.
🔁 RINSE & REPEAT.

Some people have work-life balance.

I have ICE HOCKEY, P**P & REPEAT. 😂💀

Life as a blue-collar baddie means one minute I’m chasing a puck across the ice and the next I’m chasing somebody’s 💩 through a septic system.

Exhausted? Absolutely.
Normal? Never claimed to be.
Would I change it? HELL NO. 🤘🏼

🎶 Your love is my drug…
Apparently my drugs are hockey, horsepower, septic tanks & questionable life decisions. 😂🏒🚛💩

👑 **pRepeat