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Two Girls and a Mop

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With 20yrs experience, we provide a reliable, professional cleaning across Wiltshire and Cornwall.

Our Services:
🏢 Commercial Cleans
🔑 End of Tenancy Cleans
🧹Maintenance cleans
🌟Airbnb Turnovers
📦Decluttering & Specialist Clean
🛠 DIY jobs

04/11/2026

⚖️🧽 **MOP COURT IS NOW IN SESSION!** 🧽⚖️

**Today's defendant: THE TINY CURVED SHOWER!** 🚿😤

CHARGES INCLUDE:

🚨 Not enough room to bend over without performing some sort of gymnastics.

🚨 Shower tracks designed by someone who has CLEARLY never had to clean one.

🚨 Doors that make you question whether you need to be a size 6 to get inside.

🚨 Causing unnecessary back pain, frustration and a fair amount of colourful language! 🤬😂

Don't get us wrong, they look lovely...

**BUT CLEANING THEM?! ABSOLUTELY NOT!** 🙅‍♀️

The verdict?

👩‍⚖️ **GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS!**

Sentenced to LIFE on the Two Girls & A Mop naughty list! 😂

**Fellow cleaners… are we being dramatic, or do these little torture chambers deserve a lifetime ban?!** 👀👇

03/11/2026

🚨 **WHICH ONE OF THIS LOT WOULD YOU TRUST WITH YOUR HOUSE KEYS?!** 😂🧹

Introducing some of the absolute characters that make up the Two Girls & A Mop circus! 🎪

We'd love to tell you we're a professional, sophisticated bunch who glide gracefully from job to job… but quite frankly, that would be a load of bo****ks. 🤣

👑 **CRISTINA – The Detail Queen**
Could find dust in a vacuum. If there's a cobweb within a five-mile radius, she'll bloody find it. Nothing escapes those eyes! 👀

📋 **SARA – The Organiser**
The one who brings order to the chaos. Every circus needs someone who knows where the tent pegs are. 😂

❤️ **MCNALLY – The Independent Living Legend**
Supporting our clients with day-to-day activities, endless patience and a friendly face. Basically, she's the sensible adult the rest of us desperately need!

💪 **SOPHIE – The Multitasking Machine**
Can clean, chat, organise and probably solve three people's problems before the kettle's even boiled. We're exhausted just watching her!

🔧 **GINGE – The Handy One**
If it's broken, dirty, loose or needs building, Ginge is your man. Comes with a free running commentary and absolutely no volume control. 🤣

✨ **DAWN – The Silent Assassin**
No fuss, no drama, just gets on with it. You turn around for five minutes and somehow the whole bloody place is sparkling!

Are we normal? Absolutely not.

Are we good at what we do? **Abso-bloody-lutely!** 💪🧽

Different personalities, different talents, one common goal… getting the job done while having a bloody good laugh along the way!

**Two Girls & A Mop — professional results, questionable behaviour!** 😂🩷

03/11/2026

🌊 LIZ IN NEWQUAY — WORK HARD, PLAY HARDER 😂

Liz has been grafting away in Newquay with Airbnb turnovers and maintenance cleans, keeping everything ticking along beautifully.

But thankfully, it hasn’t all been hoovers and bed-making.

She’s also been making the most of living in such a gorgeous part of the country with her family — lots of sea air, walks, rockpooling and proper time together. 💙

Because yes, running a business means working hard…

…but it also means remembering to actually enjoy the life you’re working so bloody hard to build. ✨

A bit of cleaning.
A bit of Cornwall.
A lot of family time.

Not a bad balance really. 🌊🧽

03/11/2026

Ohhh she was looking a bit crusty wasn’t she 😂🚰

Water marks, limescale, that weird cloudy film that makes chrome look permanently tired…

A bit of product, a bit of patience, a bit of elbow grease and BOOM — back to shiny behaviour ✨

Because apparently taps also need a full personality reset every now and then. 🤣

From “don’t look too closely” to “look at me sparkle.” 💙

02/11/2026

👀 30 PHOTOS. ALL BEFORE. NO AFTERS.

Because sometimes you need to fully appreciate the chaos before you get the satisfaction 😂

Dust. Grime. Limescale. Pet hair. Forgotten corners. Mystery marks. The stuff hiding behind, underneath and around absolutely everything.

This is the bit people don’t always see — the starting point.

The jobs where we walk in, look around and collectively think…

“Right then. Let’s get stuck in.” 😂🧽

No judgement. No drama. Just sleeves up, tools out and the A Team going to work.

Would you want to see the afters next? 👀

02/11/2026

✨ COME WITH US INTO A WORLD OF PURE IMAGINATION… ✨

Well… a very beautifully turned-over Shepherds Hut anyway 😂❤️

We had the pleasure of getting this gorgeous little space guest-ready, and honestly it feels like something straight out of a storybook.

Fresh bedding, everything reset, every little detail checked and the whole place ready for its next arrival.

Tiny space. Big charm. Serious cosy-factor. 😍

Airbnb turnovers might just be one of our favourite jobs when they look like this.

Now tell us… would you stay here? 👀

02/11/2026

🔧 WHEN THE DOWNSTAIRS SINK BECOMES COMPLETELY UNUSABLE…

Cracked drainage pipes, leaking water and a sink that was basically off limits.

No problem. 👀

A nice straightforward little fix for us:

✅ New internal pipework
✅ New external pipework
✅ Everything properly fitted and sealed
✅ Extra brackets added for support

And just like that… sink back in action. 🙌

We’re definitely becoming more than just cleaning these days 😂

So if you’ve got one of those annoying little DIY jobs you keep meaning to sort…

pop us a message — we might just be able to help. 💙

02/11/2026

💙 MONDAY MOTIVATION

You don’t need to see the whole path.

You don’t need every answer.
You don’t need the perfect plan.
You don’t need to know exactly where it’s all going.

Sometimes you just need to keep taking the next step.

Then another.

Then another.

And somehow, one day, you look back and realise just how bloody far you’ve come.

So if things feel a bit uncertain this week, don’t panic about the whole journey.

Just keep moving. 💙✨

01/11/2026

🤣 TROWBRIDGE… WHAT ON EARTH HAPPENED HERE?!

We got a last-minute call from another local business asking if we could help with the Sunday-after-the-party clear-up at The Birdhouse

Naturally, we said yes.

Possibly too confidently. 😂

Because my GOD, Trowbridge… you lot know how to party.

It was a huge space, just the two of us, and we had two wo"man" hours to throw absolutely everything we had at it.

So we prioritised the bits that desperately needed bringing back to life:

🚽 Bathrooms rescued
🪑 Furniture put back where it belonged
🧽 Surfaces tackled
🗑️ Party aftermath cleared
💪 General chaos wrestled into something resembling order

Were the floors still giving sticky nightclub at 2am energy afterwards?

Unfortunately, yes. 😂

But considering the state of the place when we walked in, the size of it, and the time we had… we think we made a bloody good dent in it.

Sometimes a job isn’t about making somewhere perfect.

Sometimes it’s about looking at absolute carnage, rolling your sleeves up and saying…

“Right then. Where the hell do we start?” 🤣

And we’ll always try to help another local business when we can. 💙

01/11/2026

I just want to take a moment to say thank you.

Thankyou for everything you do!

The hard work behind the scenes does not go unnoticed!

Thank you for being you. ❤️

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Trowbridge
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Monday	9am - 5pm
Tuesday	9am - 5pm
Wednesday	9am - 5pm
Thursday	9am - 5pm
Friday	9am - 5pm

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