18/07/2026
π₯π₯ OI OI... WE'VE GOT SOME ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE NEWS!! π₯π₯
No... it's not about our 4-weekly bin or window cleaning rounds...
No... it's not about driveway cleaning, soft washing, biocide treatments, or sparkling gutters, soffits and fascias...
It's even bigger than that...
After 10 weeks of blood, sweat, sore backs, and more hours at the allotment than we'd like to admit...
WE'VE HARVESTED OUR VERY FIRST CUCUMBER! π₯π
Safe to say we're absolutely buzzing! π
Who knew growing one cucumber could feel like winning the lottery?!
Don't worry... we'll stick to cleaning bins for now, but if anyone needs advice on how to spend 10 weeks growing a single cucumber, we're becoming experts! π€£
Show our first harvest some love! π₯π