31/10/2026
🕷️🕸️ **Why anyone would want to put UP fake cobwebs is beyond us… We spend our days taking the real ones DOWN!** 😂
Halloween isn't something we celebrate, but all these cobweb decorations have reminded us of a little story from years gone by!
Who remembers when Donna used to clean windows in the van with her sister? 🙋♀️
Yes, believe it or not, our Donna swapped the office for a window cleaning pole and spent several months out on the rounds with her sister!
There was just one tiny problem…
**The spiders.** 🕷️😂
You see, Donna has always had a soft spot for living creatures, and she simply couldn't bring herself to destroy a spider's home or disturb a nest.
So, rather than remove them, she'd very carefully clean AROUND them, leaving their little homes completely undisturbed! 🤣
Thankfully, not a single customer ever complained about her rather selective approach to cobweb removal. Phew! 😅
We do wonder whether any of our long-standing customers remember those days… or perhaps wondered why the odd cobweb got VIP protection! 😂
These days, our lovely team are rather more thorough when it comes to cobweb removal.
Although, frankly, it's a never-ending battle. We've barely packed the equipment back into the van before the little eight-legged squatters are busy rebuilding!
🕸️ **We clean. They spin. We clean again!**
So, whilst we don't celebrate Halloween, we certainly know a thing or two about cobwebs – the real ones, that is!
💙 *Pristine Clean Exterior Cleaning – keeping Nottinghamshire's properties looking their best for 20 years!*
QUESTION: Who remembers Donna and her sister, Michelle, out on the rounds? We'd love to hear from you! 😂
