The Stink Squad

19/03/2026

(URGENTLY REQUIRED)
🚐💩 WE’RE HIRING – JOIN THE STINK SQUAD! 💩🚐
Got a van and want to turn it into serious money?
We’re looking for reliable, hard-working people who are ready for either: 👉 A full-time position
👉 Or a business opportunity (be your own boss 👊)
💼 What we offer: ✔️ We cover your Waste Carrier Licence
✔️ Flexible work
✔️ Competitive earnings 💰
✔️ Full support to get you up and running
✔️ Chance to build your own customer round
🚐 What you need: • A van
• Good work ethic (this job isn’t glamorous 😅)
• Reliability & good attitude
• Not afraid to get stuck in 💩
🐕 The job: Dog waste removal & garden clean-ups – simple, in-demand, and growing fast.
⚠️ Limited weekly slots available – we’re expanding quickly and spots will go fast!
📩 Message us now to get started with The Stink Squad and turn your van into a money-maker!

15/03/2026

💩🚐 Join The Stink Squad – Man With a Van with waste carrier license Wanted!
The Stink Squad is growing, and we’re looking for someone reliable who isn’t afraid of a bit of dirty work to help keep gardens clean and dog-poo free.
We’re currently looking for a Man With a Van who has:
✔ A valid waste carrier licence
✔ Their own van
✔ A good work ethic and sense of humour
✔ The ability to work independently
✔ Reliability (customers rely on us!)
What the role involves
Dog waste removal from gardens
Occasional garden clear-ups
Collecting and disposing of waste correctly
Covering local areas
💼 Opportunity
This could be:
• Regular paid work, OR
• A business opportunity / partnership for the right person who wants to grow with The Stink Squad.
Demand for our service is growing fast, so this is a great chance for someone who already has the vehicle and licence to earn good money while being part of a unique and growing local brand.
📩 Interested?
Send us a message with your details and experience and we’ll have a chat.
The Stink Squad – Keeping gardens clean, one scoop at a time.

24/02/2026

In the coming weeks, we will be opening new sectors of The Stink Squad. We will be taking on biohazard homes and homes that tenants have left in an unrentable state. The diary has opened for March for these opportunities, and the first 100 people booked will receive a discount as a welcome package.

😊😊 Thank you all for reading.

Plenty of love from
The Stink Squad

Your stink is our passion
We get the jobs done many people would say no to.

24/02/2026

🚨 DOES YOUR GARDEN REQUIRE A HAZMAT SUIT? 🚨
Stepping outside shouldn’t feel like a game of “dodge the danger” 💩😅
That’s where The Stink Squad steps in.
We scoop so you don’t have to.
We clear the chaos.
We save your shoes. 👟
From one-off disasters to regular weekly patrols — we’ve got it covered.
⚠️ Limited weekly slots available
📩 Message now for competitive pricing
Tag someone who needs this… you know who you are 👀👇
DROP US A MESSAGE TO BOOK IN

23/02/2026

💩⚠️ WARNING: YOUR GARDEN MIGHT BE A WAR ZONE ⚠️💩
If your dog’s “leftovers” are multiplying faster than your neighbour’s gossip… The Stink Squad is here.
We don’t just scoop – we rescue gardens from the poopocalypse. 🐾
💥 Pricing (because yes, we do charge for heroism):
Weekly Scoops: 1 dog £10, multi-dog homes welcome
Deep Clean Rescue: Small £40 → Large £140
Extra Mess? We charge by the horror level 😭
Optional: Patio wash, bin scrub, stink zapper. Because we love you, not your turds.
Tag a friend whose garden is basically a biohazard.
Comment “SEND HELP” if you’ve stepped in the wrong spot.
📩 DM us now – gardens shouldn’t smell like regret.
The Stink Squad – Zero Tolerance for Turds.

23/02/2026

Are you looking for you garden to be cleand look at this transformation

23/02/2026

✨ Barnsley’s Premium Dog Waste Removal Service ✨
Your garden should be clean, fresh and ready to enjoy — not something you avoid.
At The Stink Squad, we provide a discreet, reliable and professional dog waste removal service for homeowners across the Barnsley region who expect high standards and consistent results.
Our services include:
✔️ One-off deep cleans
✔️ Weekly & multi-visit maintenance packages
✔️ Thorough, hygienic finish
✔️ Professional and respectful service
✔️ Flexible scheduling to suit your lifestyle
We offer competitive pricing, tailored to your garden size and required frequency.
⚠️ Limited weekly slots available to ensure every client receives the highest level of service.
No mess. No stress. Just a spotless garden — maintained properly.
📩 Message us privately to arrange your personalised service.
The Stink Squad
Clean Garden. Clear Mind. Premium Standard.

23/02/2026

23/02/2026

🐾 What We Do:
✔ Weekly dog poo removal
✔ One-off “biohazard” garden rescues
✔ Multi-dog homes welcome
✔ No judgement… we’ve seen worse