Bob's Morgue: "You Stab 'em We Grab 'em"

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Bob's Morgue: "You Stab 'em We Grab 'em"

We are a secret underground service for getting rid of "accidents" without the legal hassle. Now with Dating services and assassinations. and cover up.

Basic Package: (includes Basic body disposal. No pickup) $500
Deluxe Package: (Includes Body Pickup and Basic Disposal) $700
Premium Package: (Includes Body pickup from anywhere in the United States, Hydrolic Acid Body Disposal, no evidence left, Court defense) $1,000,000. We now offer dating services. IT IS FREE FOR EVERY WOMEN THAT WANTS A DATE. If you are a man it will cost 3,000 per date (considering we are all guys)

We now offer assassination service! (Our no kill policy as been taken back). Basic Package: Kill anyone in U.S. ($3,000 plus expenses)
Deluxe Package: Kill anyone in the U.S. cover up and court defense. ($5,000 plus expenses)
Premium Package: Kill anyone in the U.S. cover up and blame aversion. ($10,000 plus expenses)
Anyone outside the U.S. price of premium package plus plane ticket (Presidential Class On Virgin Airlines) plus $20,000

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