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The Pee Patch Pee Patch: The Ultimate Anti-Splash Solution for Him

The patch that started it all. The simple grey patch. The first prototype that worked. It worked so well we've had the O...
03/02/2026

The patch that started it all. The simple grey patch. The first prototype that worked. It worked so well we've had the OG patch in our toilet for 12 months!

You won't remember the tidy living room but they will remember the games they played
12/01/2026

You won't remember the tidy living room but they will remember the games they played

If you've sat on a wet toilet seat today, this is for you.
04/11/2025

If you've sat on a wet toilet seat today, this is for you.

03/11/2025

Let's be honest - it's hard enough raising boys. Wiping toilet seats dry shouldn't be a daily occurrence.

31/10/2025

Ngl - Raising boys to aim is near impossible. But, not anymore.

28/10/2025

You know when you think your toilet’s clean… then your son walks in and proves you wrong? 💀
Yeah, that’s been my life for years.

Then I found this tiny patch that sits in the toilet — it gives them something to aim at and somehow… it actually works. My floors are finally dry. My socks are safe. My sanity’s holding on by a thread (but in a clean bathroom).

If you’ve got boys, just trust me on this one.

27/10/2025

⚠️ PSA - Boy mums; Your toilet is a crime scene ⚠️
If you've got little sprinklers at home (or bigger sprinklers) then this product is made for you!

How many times have you wiped your toilet seat today? With the P*e Patch, it could be 0.
24/10/2025

How many times have you wiped your toilet seat today? With the P*e Patch, it could be 0.

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