11/27/2025
CHAOS CLEANING – Menu
Redeeming every room – naturally 🌿
Wake • Johnston • Raleigh & surrounding
Text 252-330-6499 to book today!
Core Packages
✨Vinegar Victory ✨– $40
One-room blitz (kitchen OR bath OR living room) in 45 minutes flat. Fast relief when you’re one mess away from losing it.
✨Vinegar Victory MAX✨ – $65
Same lightning sp*ed, but I hit two rooms in 45–60 minutes (kitchen + bath, kids’ room + living, whatever is screaming loudest).
✨Room Redemption✨ – $80
2-hour deep clean + organize two rooms (or one huge one). Shelves, toys, closets — I make it make sense again.
✨Drowning Mom Lifeline ✨– $150
4-hour whole-house reset: kitchen, baths, living areas + one chaos zone organized + mom-hack sheet with verses + check-in text the next day.
✨Drowning Mom Lifeline DELUXE ✨– $185
Everything in the regular Lifeline, but 5 hours + all laundry done (up to 3 loads) + fridge wipe-down + one easy dinner prepped + free pet bath. For when you’re officially past the point of no return.
✨Nest & Rest Rescue✨ (New & Postpartum Moms) – $185
Main living areas cleaned + grocery run (10 essentials) + simple meal prep + multiple check-in texts. Designed for the first 6 weeks after baby.
✨Move-In / Move-Out Miracle ✨– $199 (up to 2,000 sq ft)
Empty-house deep clean: oven, fridge, cabinets, baseboards, windowsills. Get your deposit back or walk into a house that actually feels new.
✨Homeschool Mom Survival Pack✨
- $248
4 × Room Redemption visits (once a month). Lock in $62 per visit instead of $80 — I show up your day of choice of every month and rescue whatever is dying that week. 👉🏼You book it once, you own the slot forever at this price — even if I raise rates later (and I probably will).
👉🏼Add-Ons👈🏼 (stack any of these onto any package)
🐶🐱Pet Bath (dog or cat under 40 lbs) – $25
Oatmeal shampoo, towel dry, happy pet, no wet-dog smell.
🧺Wash + Dry One Load – $10
I’ll start it while I clean, switch it, done.
🧦Full Hamper Rescue (wash, dry, fold & put away) – $30
Up to two loads completely finished and magically disappear from your life.
👔Fold Away Frazzle – $20
I fold whatever mountain is already in the dryer — socks matched, towels pretty.
🛒Quick Grocery Run – $20
10-item list while I’m already there (milk, bread, diapers, wine — no judgment).
👩🏼🍳Fridge Restock & Wipe – $25
Toss the science experiments, wipe shelves, put new groceries away neatly.
First 5 bookings with this menu get 20% off — just say “menu20” when you text.
Recurring clients lock in today’s price forever.
Chaos Cleaning — because some days the house wins… until I show up 🩷🧹
