06/06/2026
🚨 BREAKING: Great White Shark Alyssa has officially left Massachusetts waters. 🦈🌊💀
After weeks of being tracked along the Massachusetts coastline, Alyssa was last detected heading farther offshore toward the Gulf of Maine, leaving Bay Staters with one very important question:
“Why are we tracking a great white shark like she’s commuting to work?” 😭
Meanwhile, locals across Cape Cod, Plymouth, Salem, Gloucester, and the South Shore are reacting exactly how you’d expect:
• “Tell her to stay away from my beach day.” 🏖️
• “She’s probably heading north to avoid summer traffic.” 🚗💀
• “Even the sharks are leaving once the tourists arrive.” 😂
• “Typical New Englander—headed for Maine the second things got crowded.” 🦞
Marine experts say great white shark movements can be unpredictable, but Massachusetts residents remain confident that if Alyssa ever returns, she’ll immediately encounter:
🦞 Lobster rolls
🚢 Whale-watch boats
🏖️ Packed Cape Cod beaches
☕ Someone arguing about Dunkin’ orders
⚾ And a heated debate about the Red Sox
At this time, Alyssa appears to be moving farther away from Massachusetts waters.
Probably for the best. 😭🦈🌊
💙 Welcome to Massachusetts —
where the seafood is legendary, the ocean is beautiful, and apparently even the sharks have summer travel plans.
🦈🌊🇺🇸
