04/13/2026
Let’s talk bathroom toilets 🤮
*Blue Collar husbands and their greasy hand prints, that somehow manage to end up on the door k**b, toilet seat, white walls, faucets, drawer handles… you name it, there is literally no surface that is safe.
* Boy moms…. Were they even aiming? Maybe at the floor, or the walls, definitely not the huge hole that has a purpose. 🤦🏻♀️
*Dog moms…. Oh, you have fresh, clean water in their bowl? Toilet water it is. That inevitably splashes everywhere and in the middle of the night…. What did I just sit on?🤷🏻♀️
* Let’s talk girls… we’re the worst, sometimes.
Hair, hair ties ( yes, because the back of the toilet is where those belong, right?), blood, makeup, hairspray ( look it up, it’s actually a pretty common critter on your seat) , and that’s really just naming the only ways we’re “ gross”, too.
Being a mom/wife of all the above, I’ve learned a few tricks over the years to help keep your bathroom feeling fresh, even between cleanings.
