06/04/2026
🐾 DOG MOMS, DOG DADS… WE NEED TO TALK. 🐾
Is your dog currently:
✔️ Smelling like a wet sock?
✔️ Wearing half of Cherokee County in their fur?
✔️ Proudly displaying evidence of their latest mud puddle adventure?
We’ve got the solution.
🚿 Skip the bathtub battle and bring your four-legged tornado to our self-serve Dog Wash Station!
🐶 Warm water
🐶 Easy-to-use wash station
🐶 Private room (yes, you can close the door!)
🐶 Heated in winter, fan-cooled in summer
🐶 No clogged drains at home
💰 Just $8 for 8 minutes of fresh-smelling happiness.
Your dog may not thank you immediately… but your car, your couch, and your spouse probably will. 😂
📍 Woodstock Storage & Car Wash
Where dirty dogs become respectable members of society again.
🐾 Malley gives it two paws up and strongly recommends rolling in something disgusting beforehand for maximum value.
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