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05/11/2025
WHY GOD MADE MOMS: [answers given by 2nd grade children to the following questions]:
1. Why did God make mothers?
- She is the only one who knows where the tape
is
- Mostly to clean the house
- To help us out of there when we were getting
born.
2. How did God make mothers?
- He used dirt , just like for the rest of us.
- Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
- God made my mom just the same like he
made me. He just used bigger parts.
3. What ingredients are mothers made of?
- God makes mothers out of clouds and
out of angel hair and everything nice in
the world and one dab of mean.
- They had to get their start from men's
bones. Then they mostly use string, I
think.
4. Why did God give you Your mother & not
some other mom?
- We're related.
- God know she likes me a lot more than
other people's mom.
5. What kind of little girl was your mom?
- My mom has always been my Mom and
none of that other stuff.
- I don't know because I wasn't there, but
my guess would be pretty bossy.
- They say she use to be nice.
6. What did Mom need to know about dad before
she married him?
- His last name.
- She had to know his background. Like is he
a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
- Does he make atheist $800 a year? Did he
say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
7. Why did your Mom marry your dad?
- My dad makes the best spaghetti in the
world. And my mom eats a lot.
- She got too old to do anything else with
him.
- My grandma says that Mom didn't have
her thinking cap on.
8. Who's the boss at your house?
- Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she
has to be because dad is a goof ball.
- Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She
sees the stuff under the bed.
- I guess Mom but only because she has a lot
more to do than dad.
9. What is the difference between Moms & Dads?
- Moms work at work and at home & dad's
just go to work at work.
- Mom's knows how to talk to teachers with
out scaring them.
- Dad's are taller & stronger, but Mom's have
all the real power cause that's who you got
to ask if want to sleep over at your friends.
- Moms have Magic. They make you feel better
without medicine.
10. What does your Mom do in her spare time?
- Mothers don't do spare time.
- To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
11. What would it take to make your Mom
perfect?
- On the inside she is already perfect. Outside
I think some kind of plastic surgery.
- Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
12. If you could change one thing about your
Mom, what would it be?
- She has this weird thing about me keeping
my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
- I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would
know it was my sister who did it.
- I would like for her to get rid of those invisible
eyes on the back of her head.
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY TO ALL YOU WONDERFUL MOTHERS. I HAVE ENJOYED 34 YEARS OF KNOWING ALL OF YOU.
🥰 💚💜🩵💙🩷🧡💛🤎🖤🩶🤍💚😍
