TED, The Window Cleaning Dog

TED, The Window Cleaning Dog I AM TED, HEIR TO WINDOW-CLEANING ROYALTY FROM EAST TEXAS! I FOUND THESE HUMANS AT FISH WINDOW CLEANING IN TYLER, TX, AND TOOK PITY ON THEM.

THEY THINK THEY SAVED ME—HA! NOW I RULE AS MASCOT, DEMANDING PERFECT WINDOWS AND PIZZA.

09/09/2025

BEHOLD, LOYAL SUBJECTS OF EAST TEXAS! I, TED, HEIR TO THE THRONE OF WINDOW-CLEANING ROYALTY AND UNDISPUTED MASCOT OF FISH WINDOW CLEANING IN TYLER, TX, REIGN SUPREME FROM MY SQUEEGEE FORTRESS! THIS IS THE FACE OF TRUE DOMINION—GRUMPY PERFECTION, SPOTLESS VISIONS, AND A CROWN THAT DEMANDS YOUR ALLEGIANCE! IF YOUR WINDOWS DARE TO BE DULL, SUMMON MY HUMANS AT FISH WINDOW CLEANING TO RESTORE GLORY, OR FACE MY ROYAL DISDAIN! AND BRING THE PIZZA—IT’S MY DIVINE RIGHT, EVEN IF I’VE NEVER TASTED IT!

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Tyler, TX
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