06/23/2026
π¦Άπ¨ NEW BUSINESS ANNOUNCEMENT π¨π¦Ά
β¨ SJR FOOT THERAPY β¨
Are the dogs barking?
While the crew is out cleaning garages, hauling junk, clearing defensible space, and loading trailers, our highly trained foot therapy specialists are standing by to provide a complimentary foot massage on the house.
Our services include:
π¦Ά The Estate Sale Sole Saver
π¦Ά The Garage Cleanout Toe Tune-Up
π¦Ά The Hoarder House Heel Relief
π¦Ά The "My Husband Saved Everything Since 1987" Recovery Session
Why choose SJR Foot Therapy?
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Licensed Junk Haulers
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Award-Winning Customer Service
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5-Star Reviews
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Questionable Massage Credentials
For legal reasons, this is absolutely a joke. Please do not call and request Phil to rub your feet.
We'll stick to hauling junk.
Probably.
What division should we launch next? IDEAS in the comments. Lol. π