05/30/2026
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOOOOOORNIN MY PEEPS!!! Big Sexy WALNUT SNICKERS BOWMAN here!!! It is that time of the month again!!! EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH!!!! So let me tell you why I should win!
1) If it wasnt for me holding this company together and making sure everyone was following the rules this place would crumble like a dog biscuit.
2) I am such a good looking wiener
3) I make sure all the ordering of supplies is handled… all the billing…. the write ups of terrible employees … and the list goes on
4) I AM THE FACE OF MAN WITH TOOLS!!!!! Noone asks how my dad is they ask about me!!!!!
5) Basically I am a celebrity and should be awarded
6) All I do is win win win win no matter what
7) I need that Chewy gift card
The winner will get a one bazzillion dollar Chewy gift card….. $750,000 cash, and a much deserved cruise to the Bahamas for 30 days as long as its me….. if someone else happens to win they will get their shoes peed on
So whoever has the most amount of likes ect on their pic is the winner!!! ANNNNNNNND VOTE!