07/22/2026
The Stripper in Your Garage Has a Body Count
10 Reasons to Stop Using Surface St*****rs Today
That innocent can of paint stripper on the shelf? The main ingredient in most of them has killed at least 88 people in the U.S. since 1980 — and in April 2024 the EPA finally banned most of it. Here's why you should put it down for good.
1. It has a body count. Methylene chloride can stop your heart in a poorly ventilated room in minutes.
2. The government banned it. The 2024 EPA rule pulls most methylene chloride off shelves. When the feds outlaw your weekend product, that's your sign.
3. It strips more than paint. The same chemistry is linked to liver, lung, brain, and blood cancers, plus nerve damage. You are the surface it works on.
4. The fumes don't leave when you do. V***r pools in basements and bathrooms, settles low, and lingers. You can't out-ventilate a garage with a box fan.
5. It eats the wood underneath. Caustic gels raise the grain, soften profiles, and soak into the pores — so your "restored" trim comes back rounded, fuzzy, and never quite right.
6. The residue sabotages your paint. Chemical film left in the grain fights your primer. That first coat telegraphs every spot you missed.
7. The sludge is toxic waste. You can't rinse it down a drain or toss it in the trash — it's a hazardous-material disposal problem you created in your own driveway.
8. It's brutally slow. If the whole, "It's very bad for you" bits above don't resonate with you gel, wait, scrape, repeat, for days — on a single door you'll strip, sand, and still fight ghosting.
9. It puts everyone in the house at risk. Are you really willing do chance that? Kids, pets, the person in the next room — none of them signed up for the exposure, and v***r doesn't respect doorways.
10. There's a better way — and it's here. Advanced Laser Restoration strips paint, rust, and coatings with a laser at the molecular level: no chemicals, no gouging, no fumes, no sludge. The contaminant v***rizes. Your wood comes through untouched.
Put the can down. Call the people with the laser.
Advanced Laser Restoration · 4407 S Minnesota Ave, Sioux Falls · (605) 610-8878 · alrsiouxfalls.com