Sea Donkey Pressure Washing, LLC.

08/03/2026

💥BIG NEWS FOR YOUR CONCRETE!💥

YES! We also SEAL concrete!

We’re always leveling up so we can bring your property the absolute BEST care possible.

We just wrapped up an intensive 1-on-1 hands on sealant training directly with the regional sales representative, Brad Beard for TridentProtects and earned our Certified Applicator credential! There’s absolutely NO better sealer on the market than Trident.

Also, a big shoutout to Field Representative Jonathan Moore from Sherwin-Williams (4107 Browns Lane Louisville, KY 40220) for being on site to back the training as well. A true asset to his company and genuine help to us as a business.

Both, Trident and Sherwin-Williams have offered us and our clients the absolute BEST in product and service.

What does this mean for your property?

☑️ ProGrade Protection: Elite Trident sealers applied strictly to manufacturer specs. Because we were TRAINED directly BY the manufacturer!

☑️ Long Lasting Defense: Protects your driveways, patios, and walkways against oil stains, salt, freeze-thaw damage, and general wear.

☑️ The Complete Package: Professional washing AND top-tier sealing done right the FIRST time.

Don't just clean your concrete—protect your investment for the long haul! Have us seal it!

CALL or TEXT us for all your concrete sealing! We service Bullitt AND the surrounding counties!

(502) 694-2002

08/01/2026

Im gonna MAKE you notice whats goin down at the Joneses! 😂

Call us! We’re pretty “tubular” dudes! 🤦‍♂️ (502) 694-2002

07/29/2026

“It’s MAGIC!”

What do we clean with?

A mix of sorcery. A bubbly concoction. A secret magic potion our mascot Dakota learned from a wizard. Whatever’s in it, it works and it’s Dakotas secret.

Want to watch the magic happen? Call us at (502) 694-2002.

07/24/2026

We’re proud to share that in addition to belonging to the Chamber of Commerce, we are now officially accredited and belong to the Better Business Bureau (BBB!)

Sea Donkey continues growing at a staggering rate! Theres reason for that! We aren't fly-by-night operators or temporary hustlers slithering in to snake you and split. We’re a legitimate, local business fully committed to trust, accountability, and quality service you can rely on for the long haul.

Call us! (502) 694-2002 📱

Servicing Bullitt, Jefferson, Nelson, AND the surrounding areas!

1 Corinthians 10:31

07/21/2026

We’re undeniably good!

Lots of people use AI, fluff, and editing to enhance their pressure washing results that they share to the internet. We don’t. We don’t have to.

We are accredited with the BBB. Active Chamber of Commerce members. Carry insurance and the COI is immediately available to you. Licensed. And our wives find us devilishly handsome. 🙃

So call or text us. (502) 694-2002 And I promise you, we’ll actually call you back if we don’t answer! 😎

We service Bullitt, Nelson, Jefferson AND the surrounding areas!

(502) 694-2002

07/18/2026

07/17/2026

Call us! We’ll actually answer or return your call. 🤗

(502) 694-2002

The Pioneer News

07/15/2026

The origins of the pressure washer date back to 1926 when a man named Frank W. Ofeldt II was trying to make a mobile moonshine still. Booze and pressure washers! What a combination! 😂

07/14/2026

Well, im definitely a better pressure washer than I am a social media influencer. Here’s the Before pics. You’ll have to imagine the After pics since I forgot to take them. 🫠

Call us if you’d like me to also forget your After pics. (502) 694-2002 🙃

07/13/2026

We scrub gutters, downspouts, soffits, and fascia’s. We apply a specific cleaning solution(s) for this application. This is included in our standard House Wash service. It is not an upsell or additional service.

Call us: (502) 694-2002

✅ Chamber of Commerce Member
✅ Not “fly-by-night”
✅ Committed to a job well done

Our goal is growing our business. We cannot achieve that by provided shabby work and shady practices.