10/20/2026
Read this post! So very funny. Brandon you might need to hire her to help do inspections!!
I CAN’T WITH THIS BIRD. 🤦♀️
I’m on my way to work, trying to be a responsible, functioning adult, when I get a text with THIS picture.
BERTA. IS. ON. THE. ROOF.
Ma’am. You have an entire yard. A beautiful coop. Food. Shelter. A boyfriend. And apparently, none of that is enough.
First, she’s cruising the golf course looking for men. Then she starts laying eggs. Now she’s apparently entered her chimney sweep/roofing contractor era. I just had the chimney cleaned and inspected 2 weeks ago by Hometown Chimney Sweep & Restoration. I highly recommend them, Apparently she doesn’t trust the companies judgement. 🤷♀️
I don’t know what she’s planning, but the fact that she’s surveying her kingdom from the rooftop tells me absolutely nothing good is coming.
I swear, this bird is one bad decision away from needing her own probation officer.
As the Coop Turns: Berta Has Officially Gone Above and Beyond. 💀