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Thou Shall Not Be Dirty

Name: Thou Shall Not Be Dirty
Address: Shelbyville, IL, 62565, US
Telephone: +12178271983
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Thou Shall Not Be Dirty

Faith-based, family-owned exterior cleaning business serving Shelbyville, Taylorville, Mattoon, Springfield & beyond.

Lawn care, pressure washing, gutter cleaning, snow & leaf removal. Serving Cleanliness in Every Season — Of Weather and Life. Hey there, I’m Garret — husband, dad, and proud owner of Thou Shall Not Be Dirty. I started this business to serve my community with honest, dependable work year-round. Whether it’s mowing, pressure washing, or plowing, I treat every job like it’s my own home. I believe har

d work, faith, and a good attitude go a long way. Based in Shelbyville, I love helping my neighbors and folks across Central Illinois keep their property looking its best.

05/26/2026

Hey everyone — I wanted to give a shoutout to Zach Haifley my good friend and fellow church band member over at Central Illinois Hedge Trimming LLC.

If you need hedge trimming, bush shaping, cleanup, or landscaping detail work done, definitely check him out. He takes pride in his work and it shows in the before-and-after results. Hard-working, dependable, and a genuinely good guy.

We need to support good local businesses around Central Illinois. Go give his page a like and share! 👊”

From one small local business to another — much respect.

05/21/2026

Another transformation by Thou Shall Not Be Dirty. 🙌

This property got the FULL curb appeal treatment:
✅ Professional lawn cut
✅ Precision trimming & edging
✅ Full cleanup/blowoff
✅ Soft house wash to brighten the siding and remove organic buildup

The difference speaks for itself. A clean lawn and freshly washed home can completely change the look and feel of a property.

Whether it’s weekly lawn maintenance, restore/reclaim cuts, or soft washing, we take pride in making properties look their absolute best.

📍Serving Shelbyville, Pana, Taylorville, Mattoon, and surrounding areas
📞 (217) 827-1983

“Serving Cleanliness in Every Season — Of Weather and Life.”

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05/18/2026

🚨 BIG EQUIPMENT UPGRADE 🚨

Thou Shall Not Be Dirty has officially added a commercial-grade S**g stand-on mower to the lineup.

That means we can handle:

✅ Residential Properties
✅ Commercial Properties
✅ Large Lots & Acreage
✅ Steep Hills & Difficult Terrain
✅ Overgrown “Restore/Reclaim” Cuts
✅ Weekly & Bi-Weekly Service

If your property has gotten out of control, your current mower can’t handle it, or your current lawn service isn’t showing up — give us a call.

We’re ready for it. 🔥

📍 Shelbyville, Mattoon, Pana, Taylorville & surrounding areas
📞 (217) 827-1983

Thou Shall Not Be Dirty
“Serving Cleanliness in Every Season — Of Weather and Life.”

05/09/2026

Another one cleaned up by Thou Shall Not Be Dirty.

House wash, vinyl fence cleaning, and driveway cleaning brought this property back to life. The siding had a lot of organic buildup and staining, but a proper soft wash made a huge difference without damaging the surface.

I appreciate every single customer that trusts me with their home. I’m still growing this business one job at a time, and support from Shelbyville and the surrounding areas means a lot.

Now booking:

* House washing
* Vinyl fence cleaning
* Driveways & sidewalks
* Lawn care

Garret
Thou Shall Not Be Dirty
(217) 827-1983

04/02/2026

🔥 Now Booking Lawn Care for the 2026 Season! 🔥

Serving Shelbyville, Taylorville, Mattoon, Pana, and surrounding areas

If your yard is starting to wake up for spring, let me take care of it for you 💪

✔️ Mowing
✔️ Trimming
✔️ Edging
✔️ Clean, professional finish every time

I offer weekly & bi-weekly service and treat every yard like it’s my own.

If you (or someone you know) needs reliable lawn care this season, send me a message — I’d love to earn your business!

📲 Message me for a quick quote
📞 (217) 827-1983 Call or Text

Thou Shall Not Be Dirty
“Serving Cleanliness in Every Season — Of Weather and Life” 🌱

03/20/2026

Employee of the Month Spotlight

Congratulations to Garret Wassell for being named Employee of the Month!

For his reward, Garret will be enjoying a fully sponsored, action-packed weekend that includes:
Riding his motorcycle like a free man
Eating an unlimited amount of fried pickles (doctor not consulted)
Working on his watercolor painting skills… with confidence far exceeding his talent

We appreciate all the hard work, dedication, and elbow grease he puts into serving our community.

Keep it up, Garret — you’ve earned it!

03/17/2026

🔥 THOU SHALL NOT BE DIRTY — LAWN CARE UPDATE 🔥

Spring is here and WOW… the lawn care side of the business is taking off FAST 🙌

I just want to say THANK YOU to everyone who has trusted me with their properties so far — it truly means a lot to me and my family.

👉 With that being said…
My schedule is filling up quickly, but I am STILL accepting new lawn care clients for the season.

If you (or someone you know) need:
✔️ Weekly or bi-weekly mowing
✔️ Clean, professional-looking cuts
✔️ Reliable and honest service

👉 Once my mowing route fills up, I’ll be focusing strictly on pressure washing, gutter cleaning, and landscape debris removal — so if you’re wanting lawn care this season, now is the time to lock in your spot.

📍 Serving Shelbyville and surrounding areas

📩 Message me directly or call/text: (217) 827-1983

— Garret
Thou Shall Not Be Dirty
Serving Cleanliness in Every Season — Of Weather and Life

02/12/2026

Spring is creeping in…
And you know what that means…

Grass is about to start acting like it pays rent 😏

Thou Shall Not Be Dirty is officially
✅ Taking on new lawn care clients
✅ Now booking for the upcoming season
✅ Shelbyville & surrounding areas

Whether your yard needs:

✔ Weekly mowing
✔ Clean edges
✔ Leaf cleanup
✔ “Please fix what winter did to my life” recovery

…I got you.

Let’s get you on the schedule before the first warm week hits and everyone panics at once 😂

Because every year it happens:

🌞 First 70° day
🌱 Grass explodes
📞 Phones start ringing
😵 “Are you booked already??”

Be the smart neighbor.

Message me now and secure your spot ✔

📍 Shelbyville, IL & nearby
📅 Limited weekly openings
✉️ DM the page or text:

📞 (217) 827-1983

Thou Shall Not Be Dirty
“Serving Cleanliness in Every Season — Of Weather and Life”

11/24/2025

🍁 Your Gutters Called… They’re Begging for Mercy. 😅

Before & After photos (Charleston & Mattoon) — the transformation is WILD.

If your gutters look like a swamp that could legally vote, or your roof is growing more leaves than your yard… it might be time to call in the professionals. 👀

This is the season where:
• 🍂 Leaves pile up
• 🌧️ Gutters clog
• 🏠 Water damage gets VERY expensive
• 😬 And homeowners say “I’ll get to it next weekend”… for the 7th weekend in a row

That’s where Thou Shall Not Be Dirty comes in.
I clean gutters top to bottom, unclog downspouts, remove roof debris, and make sure your house is ready for winter.

✔️ Fully cleaned gutters

✔️ Downspouts cleared

✔️ Leaf removal available

✔️ Fast response times

✔️ Local. Honest. Affordable.

If you want your home protected — and looking clean enough to make your neighbors jealous — shoot me a message.

📲 217-827-1983
Thou Shall Not Be Dirty
Serving Cleanliness in Every Season — Of Weather and Life

10/29/2025

When the call came in from 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, we didn’t ask questions — we just loaded up the trailer and said, “Yes, Mr. President… soft wash or surface cleaner?” 🇺🇸💦

At Thou Shall Not Be Dirty, no job’s too big, no house too white.

✝️ Serving Cleanliness in Every Season — Of Weather and Life
📞 (217) 827-1983

10/21/2025

🏠✨ Another Home Brought Back to Life! ✨🏠

This blue beauty got the Thou Shall Not Be Dirty treatment — soft wash on the siding, gutters, porch, and concrete walkway. Years of grime, algae, and buildup gone… leaving a clean, bright finish that looks like new again! 💦

Soft washing safely removes mold and mildew without damaging siding — it’s perfect for vinyl, gutters, and trim.

📍Shelbyville, IL
📞 (217) 827-1983 Call or Text
💧 Serving Cleanliness in Every Season — Of Weather and Life

If your home’s siding is looking tired or green, send me a message or call today for a free quote.
Because your house deserves to be blessed clean, too. 🙌

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Shelbyville, IL
62565

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+12178271983

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