The Dirt Detector

The Dirt Detector The Dirt Detector LLC
We don’t cut corners, we clean them! Based out of Saugatuck, Mi🎨

❣️WE’RE HIRING❣️We will be hiring part time and full time cleaners for our upcoming season. This will be a part time-ful...
03/28/2026

❣️WE’RE HIRING❣️

We will be hiring part time and full time cleaners for our upcoming season. This will be a part time-full time position that is open through September. With a possibility for a year round position based on performance. This is a 1099 position. Experience is not required- we will train you!

What we offer:
$18/HR starting pay
$3/HR premium
Drive time pay between jobs
Flexible scheduling (We understand you have a life outside of work too, and emergencies happen!)

Requirements:
Sunday availability
Ability to lift 30-50lbs if needed
Reliable transportation
No theft charges

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1-K0dPo2UGK71ZY4TPHFxpTdmCrGYy6eGmCort3x_Ls0/viewform

Are you looking for a labor of love kind of gift for that special someone in your life? Look no further, we’ve got you c...
02/10/2026

Are you looking for a labor of love kind of gift for that special someone in your life? Look no further, we’ve got you covered! 🧽🪣 🫧

This Valentine’s Day we’re offering a sale on our egift cards. Our promo includes 30% off your purchase, with a max discount of $100. As well as a free add on for appliances with every gift card. This sale will only be active through Saturday, February 14th.

Get your gift cards here:

https://app.squareup.com/gift/ML9CEP519KVEA/order

Cleaning IS political! And it always has been!As a small cleaning business, it is not only important for us to speak out...
01/30/2026

Cleaning IS political! And it always has been!

As a small cleaning business, it is not only important for us to speak out, but to educate. Without progressive politics and protests- we wouldn’t be able to have the business we have today. (Besides the fact that we’re both woman and LGBTQ+ owned!) Cleaning is political for a multitude of reasons. It’s often intertwined deeply in gender and social inequality. Cleaning has a direct cause and effect on public health. We maintain the upkeep that most wouldn’t notice until it’s not done anymore. There are socioeconomic/labor issues- which typically include lower wages for migrant workers.

Now let’s be absolutely clear here, immigration and the cleaning industry are deeply intertwined. Cleaning is one of the industries where migrants make up a large number of the workforce, if not the majority. Migrants may struggle to find other employment due to language barriers, or the vulnerability from their legal status. Due to these circumstances, it can tie back into exploitation, low wages, and really it becomes a systematic problem.

How do we combat these problems? You can start by speaking out, joining in on strikes and boycotts, as well as joining a local protest this Saturday. Join us in taking a stand, and taking a moment to remember those who have been executed at the hands of our government.

With love and rage,
The Dirt Detector

11/30/2025

We’re closing today! Not all of our cleaners are right here in town, and it’s not worth the risk.

Special thank you to our local road authorities, we’ve heard that main streets through town have been cleared already! Stay safe and stay warm out there! We’ll be back tomorrow🥰🧺🧽

We heard that the Black Friday Sales in recent years haven’t been the best. We’re here to bring that back!💃 And to remin...
11/28/2025

We heard that the Black Friday Sales in recent years haven’t been the best. We’re here to bring that back!💃 And to remind you why you should always support local! Our sale is live now, and gift cards can be purchased until December 5th. But that’s not all! If you’re a current client, and refer someone who books a one time clean, you’ll receive 50% off your next service. If they book with us recurrently, you’ll receive 3 cleans at 50% off! (From now until March). (Don’t worry, they get 50% off too!)

Thank you everyone for the support this year! We hope everyone is enjoying the holiday weekend, and staying safe! Let us know if you need help with the cleanup🤩

Hello everyone! It is very unfortunate that I have to make this post. We recently had someone try to scam us. I’m postin...
11/17/2025

Hello everyone! It is very unfortunate that I have to make this post. We recently had someone try to scam us. I’m posting this in order to raise awareness so others don’t fall for something like this!

This is how the messages begin, but basically they contact businesses looking for quotes. They will try to get you to deposit a check by taking a picture and sending it to you. (one of many red flags!) Please be aware of this number, and this exact messaging. This is likely a throwaway number. Please don’t try to scam small businesses. Lots of us have families, and our jobs directly impact our ability to provide for them. It’s not cool. Stay safe, be aware, and make sure you only take check payments in person, and from clients you trust.

Have a happy monday everyone!😅

Good evening everyone! We’re excited to announce some business model changes! We’ve had such a busy year and we want to ...
11/06/2025

Good evening everyone! We’re excited to announce some business model changes! We’ve had such a busy year and we want to thank all of you for making that happen🩷

As our business has grown, so has our team, and everything else😍! We had a wonderful 2nd tourist season, and appreciate all the love our community has given us. These adjustments are to make sure that we are able to stay in business, and cover all of our necessary costs. These changes will be effective immediately for any new clients, but our current recurring clients will remain at their current rate until January 1st, 2026. All cleans going forward will require a walkthrough/ square footage measurement before confirming booking. We hope you all understand, and continue to support us moving forward🩷

If you have any questions or concerns, please send us a message!

Are you getting ready to move? Moving can come with a lot of added pressure and work. We can help take some of that off ...
10/17/2025

Are you getting ready to move? Moving can come with a lot of added pressure and work. We can help take some of that off your plate! We’re here for all your moving cleaning needs. Even the smallest things you might never thought of, like the before and after below😉

You won’t regret it! Refer a friend and save $5 off for each person you refer after they book their initial appointment with us. They’ll save $5 too! Win win! 😍

In need of a clean sooner that later? Let us take the stress off your plate! Book with us today🤩
10/11/2025

In need of a clean sooner that later? Let us take the stress off your plate! Book with us today🤩

10/09/2025

Hard to reach dust? Not a problem here! 😍🫡

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Saugatuck, MI
49453

Opening Hours

Monday 9am - 5pm
Tuesday 9am - 5pm
Wednesday 9am - 5pm
Thursday 9am - 5pm
Friday 9am - 5pm

Telephone

+16162940227

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