918 Poop Patrol

05/28/2026

Hopefully within the next month or 2 we will be hiring an employee for weekend help at the training facility 🎉

We don't have an exact date for this yet but will keep everyone posted 😊

Thank you for your continued support!! 🙏

05/20/2026

Dogs: adorable. 🐶
Their p**p: not so adorable. 💩🤣
That’s where 918 P**p Patrol comes in.
You love your dogs — we’ll handle the dirty work so you can enjoy a clean yard without the hassle.
✅ Weekly & biweekly cleanups
✅ Deodorizer/sanitizer spray available
✅ Pet waste removal done right
Your yard called… it wants its grass back. 🌱
Message 918 P**p Patrol today for a quote!

05/20/2026

What’s the WEIRDEST thing your dog has ever eaten? 👀🐶
We’ll go first:

A coffee table.🤦‍♀️

Drop your dog’s most unhinged snack in the comments ⬇️

05/19/2026

Good afternoon 🌄

Starting 6-1-26, we will be switching to monthly payments. We will also be taking deposits for initial cleans, with the remaining balance billed once the service is completed.

We want to be mindful of all our customers, so if this is something that may not work for you, please let us know and we will do our best to accommodate you.

We believe this change will help save time for both us and our customers while making billing simpler and more convenient overall.

Thank you so much for your continued support of 918 P**p Patrol ! 🐾

05/19/2026

Breaking news: your dog has been p**ping… A LOT. 🚨💩
Like honestly at this point they’re less “family pets” and more tiny biological warfare machines with wagging tails.
That’s why 918 P**p Patrol exists. 🫡
You cuddle them.
You baby talk them.
You buy them treats.
We’ll be the brave souls handling the crime scene in the backyard.
Because nothing humbles a human faster than stepping in warm p**p in the dark.
✅ We scoop the p**p
✅ We deodorize the battlefield
✅ We help restore peace to your yard
Stop playing hide-and-seek with landmines.
Message 918 P**p Patrol today before your lawn claims another victim. 💀🐾

📞918-984-7813
📧 918p**[email protected]
💻 https://www.918p**ppatrol.com/

05/19/2026

What's your favorite dog breed?

05/05/2026

Your guest is trying to be polite. You’re trying not to be embarrassed. And your dog is convinced this is the greatest moment of her entire life.

Here’s the thing. This is one of the most common
things we hear from dog owners and it is also one of the most fixable.

Your dog isn’t bad. She just hasn’t been taught what to do with all that excitement yet. And training gaps close a lot faster than most people expect.

We’ve watched dogs go from full chaos at the front door to sitting calmly while guests walk in. That moment when an owner sees it for the first time is genuinely one of our favorites.

Your dog wants to get it right. She just needs someone to show her how. That’s what we do at Torchlight Pets.

Torchlight Pets 🐾
📞 (918)947-9743
📍 1123 E Archer St, Tulsa, OK 74120
✉️ [email protected]

Want help with your dog? Start with a free evaluation

05/02/2026

This right here… this is the best part of the job. 🐾❤️

At 918 P**p Patrol , it’s never just about scooping—it’s about the tail wags, the slobbery kisses, and the bonds we build with your pets along the way.
We genuinely love what we do, and it shows in every yard we step into. Big dogs, small dogs, all personalities—we adore them all.
You get a clean yard… and we get moments like this. Fair trade if you ask us. 💩🐶

Call or message today to get on the schedule!

📞 918-984-7813
📧 918p**[email protected]
💻 https://www.918p**ppatrol.com/

02/13/2026

Today's the last day!!!

We've changed our minds......

100% of the proceeds will go to the Sandsprings animal shelter!!!!

Let's get them tons of donations!!!!

Roses are red 🌹
Violets are blue 💙
Your ex is trash…
So we wrote their name on p**p 💩😂
For $5, immortalize your ex on a bag of 💩 for charity
Last year we raised $5 (iconic). This year? Let’s raise the bar 😎
🐾 50% of proceeds go to Sand Springs Animal Shelter

(Ps. We take political names too 🤭)