09/29/2026
I still don’t have a name.
And now I find out I have a sibling on the way?!
There can’t be TWO Babies. What are they going to call us—Baby One and Baby Two?
So I’m begging you: GIVE ME A NAME!
Watch Confessions of the Baby #8, then enter Ultra-Guard’s Name the Baby Contest with your best idea.
I mean, seriously… even my dog Dammit Daisy has a name. 🐶