CMK Pet Waste Services

06/02/2026

We would like to remind everyone that dog waste removal is part of our service. Kindly notify your friends and family to reach out to us via call or direct message.

05/13/2026

Let us do the scooping…..DM today

05/13/2026

Just a reminder…. We pick up dog p**p 💩 tell your friends.

05/12/2026

🇺🇸 Memorial Day BBQ season is almost here! 🍔🌭

Nothing ruins a backyard barbecue faster than stepping in a surprise left by the dog 💩😂

Let the T**d Ninjas handle the dirty work so your friends and family can actually enjoy the yard instead of playing “watch your step.”

✅ Weekly Service
✅ One-Time Cleanups
✅ Memorial Day Weekend Prep
✅ Backyard BBQ Rescue Missions 🥷🐾

You grill the burgers — we’ll handle the crap.

Message us today to get your yard Memorial Day ready before spots fill up!

— CMK Pet Waste Services-The T**d Ninjas

05/05/2026

💩🐾 Hey, we get it… it’s not the job anyone wants to do.

That’s where Turd Ninjas come in.

We help keep your yard clean, safe, and ready to enjoy — without you having to lift a finger. Whether it’s weekly maintenance or a one-time cleanup, we’ve got you covered.

✅ No more stepping in surprises
✅ Cleaner yard for your family & pets
✅ More time to actually enjoy your space

If it’s been a while (or you’ve been putting it off 😅), consider this your sign…

👉 Message us today to get on the schedule or request a quote!

04/30/2026

We’re not just the Turd Ninjas… we’re basically your yard’s undercover security team 🕵️‍♂️💩

Sure, we keep things clean—but we also keep an eye out. Hole by the fence that could turn into a great escape? We spot it. Dog digging to China under your deck? Yeah… we’re on that too.

We scoop p**p and report suspicious activity.
Because a clean yard is good… but a safe yard is bett

04/14/2026

This great weather has everyone out.

04/14/2026

04/14/2026

We scoop the p**p 💩 so you don't have to. Give us a call or shoot us a DM. Spread the word, share away, we handle the 💩.

04/07/2026

“What service do you offer?”
“…did I hear that right?” 👀

Yep. You sure did.

We pick up p**p. 💩

At CMK Pet Waste Service – The Turd Ninjas, that’s exactly what we do. No fluff, no confusion… just clean yards and happy people.

Our clients?
• Pregnant moms who shouldn’t be dealing with that
• People recovering from surgery
• Elderly homeowners
• Landlords who rent to weekly tenants
• Hard-working folks with no time
• And honestly… people who are just DONE picking up after their dog (no judgment here 🙌)

Got a BBQ or big event coming up? We’ll do a one-time clean so your guests aren’t playing “dodge the surprise.”

Want to stay ahead of it?
We offer weekly, biweekly, or monthly visits.

That’s it. That’s the post.
We pick up p**p… so you don’t have to. 😎💩