05/22/2025
Housekeepers' worst nightmares: the King of Rock 'n' Roll rising from the dead in the corner, switching rooms on me with each cleaning, body pillows left under covers making me wonder if I'll get a surprise party, gigantic spiders - just kids' toys, thankfully - and super-realistic snakes, and that one time the snake was real, but let's not go there - not cool. I'm pretty sure the neighbors heard my epic freakout. Traumatized, need counseling 😂
