08/26/2026
CLEANING STORYTIME: “BABY, THE THINGS I SEE ON THIS JOB!”
THE NOTORIOUS TISSUE FOLDER
Listen...
I LOVE making those cute little toilet paper flowers and towel designs for my Airbnb clients.
It's my thing.
I like walking away knowing the guest is gonna open the bathroom door and say:
"Oooooh!" 😍
But one owner wasn't feeling it.
She said,
"It takes too much time away from cleaning."
Okay.
I hear you.
So I'm cleaning...
Doing my normal duties...
And then I notice something.
A CLOCK.
Positioned perfectly where I could see it.
And I'm like...
Wait a minute.
👀
Is somebody WATCHING me?
Ma'am...
Why does that clock look like it has a security clearance? 😂
Come to find out, she was secretly watching how long I took doing my little towel and tissue creations.
Creepy? A little.
But here's the plot twist...
The Airbnb starts getting GREAT REVIEWS.
Eight of them.
And suddenly...
"Can you keep doing the towels like that every time?"
😂😂😂
I said,
"Absolutely."
See, sometimes the thing you think is "extra" is the thing your guests remember.
That's hospitality.
That's presentation.
That's creating an experience.
The towels weren't wasting time... they were making money.