The Bearded Washer

05/27/2026

YOUR HOME IS GIVING ME DIRTY LOOKS.

And honestly… it’s probably right.

That driveway is darker than your coffee.
The siding’s growing colors not found in nature.

At The Bearded Washer, we specialize in:
✔️ Soft Washing
✔️ Driveway & Concrete Cleaning
✔️ Exterior Cleaning Done RIGHT

Veteran-owned and operated by a Marine Corps veteran with attention to detail and prison-level precision. (Meaning we don’t miss much and we definitely show up on time.)

Unlike some companies around here:
❌ We don’t ghost customers
❌ We don’t cancel last minute
❌ We don’t leave zebra stripes in your concrete

We answer the phone, communicate, and treat your property like it matters.

If your home’s been giving you dirty looks lately, message us or visit our website thebeardedwasher.com for a free quote before the schedule fills

919.495.0205

05/17/2026

Nobody sees the miles behind the business.

12,000+ steps a day for 6 straight months.
Averaging nearly 8 miles a day lately.

This is what building something from the ground up looks like.

Veteran owned. Built on work ethic. 💪🇺🇸

05/11/2026

Would you believe this is the SAME wall?

North Carolina humidity is brutal on siding, but a professional soft wash makes a huge difference. Watch the transformation happen in seconds.

Raleigh area
🇺🇸 Veteran-owned & operated
The Bearded Washer Exterior Services

04/17/2026

Your house doesn’t need new paint… it needs a professional wash.

If your siding is covered in green algae, pollen, or dirt, you’re not alone this time of year is brutal in North Carolina.

At The Bearded Washer Exterior Services, we safely clean your home and make it look like new again without damage.

✔ Veteran-owned & operated
✔ Soft washing (safe for your home)
✔ Serving Raleigh, Wake Forest & surrounding areas

Spots filling up fast this month

Message me now for a FREE quote

04/11/2026

$50 OFF HOUSE WASHES

Is your home covered in dirt, algae, or those ugly brown streaks? Let’s bring it back to life

For a limited time, take $50 OFF your full house wash and give your home that fresh, clean look it deserves.

Safe soft washing (no damage)
Removes mold, mildew & buildup
Boosts curb appeal instantly

Spots are filling up fast—don’t wait!

Raleigh, NC
🇺🇸 Veteran-Owned & Operated

Send me a text, call 919.495.0205 or visit our website thebeardedwasher.com to get on the schedule and claim your $50

The Bearded Washer provides pressure washing in Raleigh, NC for homes and businesses. Boost curb appeal fast. Call now or request a free quote today.

04/08/2026

Pollen season is (finally) almost over here in North Carolina

If your house, driveway, or patio is still wearing that yellow layer, now’s the perfect time to get everything cleaned up and looking fresh again.

At The Bearded Washer, we specialize in safe, professional exterior cleaning with results you’ll actually notice.

Feel free to message me for a free quote; happy to take a look and get you taken care of!

04/02/2026

!!!April Spots Filling Up Fast!!!!

Hey everyone — John here with The Bearded Washer (veteran-owned & operated).

Spring is here, and it’s the perfect time to get your home looking right before the heat really kicks in. I’ve got a handful of openings left for April and I’m looking to fill them up this week.

✔️House Washing
✔️ Driveways & Sidewalks
✔️ Patios & Pool Areas
✔️ Deck Cleaning

If your home’s got green, black streaks, or just needs a fresh clean, I’ve got you covered.

I take a lot of pride in my work and treat every home like it’s my own.

Call or text 919.495.0205 for a fast, no-hassle quote

Flexible scheduling (trying to lock in the last April spots now)

Let’s get your place looking brand new again.

John
The Bearded Washer

04/01/2026

🚨 BIG ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨

After a lot of thought, The Bearded Washer is officially expanding…

We are now offering INTERIOR pressure washing services

✔️ Kitchen deep blasts
✔️ Couch cleaning at 4,000 PSI
✔️ Gentle ceiling rinses

Book now before we flood—uhh… fill up! 😅

03/28/2026

Spring is here and the pollen is doing its thing 🌿

April is already starting to fill up for exterior cleaning, so if you’re planning to get your house, driveway, or patio/deck washed after the pollen settles, now’s the time to get on the schedule.

No pressure; just wanted to give everyone a heads up before spots get tight.

Veteran-owned & operated
The Bearded Washer Exterior Services

Shoot me a message or comment below and I’ll get you taken care of
919.495.0205
Thebeardedwasher.com

03/22/2026

Big buildings don’t stay clean on their own.

And when they’re not… people notice.

We handle full commercial building washes that keep your property looking professional and taken care of.

Don’t let buildup drag down your business.

Veteran-owned & operated.
919.495.0204
Thebeardedwasher.com