Pristine Clean

02/06/2026

Be careful out there y'all. This is a terrifying possibility for us all. 😞 This cleaner accepted the job through nextdoor. Homeaglow is just as dangerous! No address pre clean- no client info pre clean- it's insane. I actually send all my new clients addresses to my boyfriend and mom, Incase anything happens. Always let someone know where you are.

A man will spend at least the next 30 years behind bars after pleading guilty earlier this week to 10 charges stemming from the brutal five-hour torture and ...

30/05/2026

I probably had the most fun ever at my new 2x weekly clients house. I love doing oddball stuff for my favorites ❤️ never touched a powerwasher before BUTT I've played powerwasher simulator! Yep. Just as satisfying- just as fun. Got a little muddy. Yes I wore socks. Idk why- Yes they were soaked. 😁

21/05/2026

I don't post much anymore, and that's a good thing! When I moved here to PA, I've had to use Ho*eaglow to get new clients.

I always take before and Afters with Homeaglow clients, as it's usually a one and done scenario. I want to be able to reassure an ai boss that I've done my job. It's always good too- so clients can't go back on what you've done and claim otherwise.

Welp- I'm almost fully booked with private cleans weekly now... For my rate and what I offer... I do not take any photos, videos, or make cleaning content with private clients.

~Their privacy is everythingggg~

So I do apologize for the lack of cleaning content(or homeaglow drama)... It really is a good thing!

Y'all know I spend any extra free time at the ice rink- and I am proud to say that I'm jumping!! ⛸️✨ Feels really good to keep active and see progression while doing something I'm passionate about!

On another note- I gave in. I gave in and I now play MTG (Magic the gathering)... Dear Lord.... Help me build a deck so that I may destroy all opponents 🙏 in your(mighty wizard king) name I pray.

14/05/2026

Please hold, my current profile photo wasn't "professional" enough. 😆🫪 Trying to find a better one while super sick to appease the ai overlords. Enjoy the alternative photo I offered ho*eaglow from my nest on the couch. This one's gonna get me sooooo many clients *slaps photo* 🤷‍♀️🫶

14/05/2026

Probably the last post complaining (probably not, lets be honest)... But last for awhile anyway...

Legit- what if I was "no neck" Ed from 90day Fiance?

I find it extremely flawed that Ho*eaglow should want so badly for me to change my pfp. The logic isnt logic-ing. 🤷‍♀️ My pfp is my current FB pfp. I want some judgements in the comments with this one. Please 🙏🙏
Is my profile photo unprofessional? Should I have changed it?

Added context incase you want it- The photo with me facing forward is my current profile photo. I gave them the second one as an option, but they claimed I just edited the first one to look like that. 😂 I'm sorry that's just the pose I was in, like..???????????? 56 five star ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ reviews 🤷‍♀️ 56 reviews total.

14/05/2026

Basically told em to suck it and terminate me or leave me alone and let me make them money 🤷‍♀️

Been using Ho*eaglow for almost a year now. It's trash, as we all know(I'm an avid complainer when it comes to the ai driven app).

Why am I dying on a profile photo hill? Because I dgaf anymore.

Could take any of my clients through them private(and already have done with many), but thought it made my account look good to take clients through Homeaglow so there was a place they could leave a review. I don't have a Google page or a Yelp page, so homeaglow was theee place to leave reviews for me. I'm currently very sick and I look the same as my photo. I wear the same clothes. I have the same supplies. I always show up and show out for my clients. Deal with the pfp or terminate me, I could care less.

Still fully booked ✨ AND my ho*aglow clients know if I don't respond, I'll show up to the appt anyway(since we aren't given their actual phone number to contact them) and they can continue through me privately. I tell every client this, as it's always a risk taking on any client through Homeaglow. One negative interaction, and the client could get me terminated immediately. Clearly I've done well without complaint, sooo 😂🤷‍♀️

14/05/2026

Which photo do you guys think I'm using for my ho*eaglow pfp?

If you picked the one where I'm facing the camera.. you'd be right! Literally my FB pfp too.

Golly gee, though- it doesn't meet their guidelines.... Whatever will I do. Change it to a similar but slightly worse(for visibility) one? Yep. Dgaffff

56 five star reviews. Not a singular review lower than 5 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐... Id appreciate if you(ho*eaglow) would sssssssshut up and let me do my thing. ✨

I've been in the game for almost seven years now... I know how to show up and show out professionally. Who has a reputation in lacking professionalism? Ah.. that's right! Ho*eaglow.

I wonder if they'd prefer me in my old work attire ... (My 🎂🕴️) Now THAT would show professionalism, no? 🫪🫪🫪🫪

13/05/2026

Get off my n**s, Ho*eaglow.

11/05/2026

😭❤️ My clients are amazing. This week has been truly blessed. From extra unexpected savings at the gas pump, to gaining a new amazing weekly client...

Today- my weekly Monday client blessed me with an awesome card thanking me for my hard work, and encouraging me to continue skating!

I've been keeping her in the loop with my progress. I do everything I can to prevent injury, so I can be at my best for my clients each week- and not return to them as broken pile of human meat. I was discussing some bum padding I've been wanting today, as my bruises go kind of crazy... Thanks to my amazing client, I can buy that padding!!

No photo- just tons of love to my clients. We are finally starting to get back to some semblance of normalcy here in PA! Something about a weekly client just feels so comfy for me. Getting to watch your kids grow up... Preserving your beautiful home... Taking away the stress .... That's my shiiiii- ❤️

Like- I was going to cut the post off there... But my interest in cleaning moreso extends into the interest of the family themselves. Being a part of the clients world, and truly getting to help them. Knowing that I'm making a difference in their lives.

What. Is. More. Satisfying.

I'll wait!

07/05/2026

When my clients broke off a piece of their wedding incense and taught me how to use it over hot coals... My gosh dang heart, y'all.

😭❤️❤️ Letting me share in their celebration in the most endearing way and providing me and my home with the most amazing smells for literal years(yes, years- with one small piece) to come... Absolute gosh dang GEMS. I'm so freaking happy they can now find solace in their new clean home. 🫶