Ratco: Rod Monroe's anti-tenant coalition.

Ratco: Rod Monroe's anti-tenant coalition. Problem tenants in your rental units? It really is more likely than you think.

If you even suspect your renters are rats, give us a call, and we'll excavate, fumigate, and levitate your property.

26% of tenants leave something burning on the stove when leaving the apartment /at least once a week/.
07/29/2023

26% of tenants leave something burning on the stove when leaving the apartment /at least once a week/.

Over 2000 evictions on Thanksgiving Day alone! Landlords, we're the best at it, so keep buying politicians and feeding m...
11/27/2021

Over 2000 evictions on Thanksgiving Day alone! Landlords, we're the best at it, so keep buying politicians and feeding money to Ratco. These photos, by the way, are from one of the units we visited yesterday. We could've posted photos from 1000 apartments we saw yesterday, and you wouldn't have been able to tell the difference. Ratco.

If your tenants are up to these kinds of tricks, call Ratco - we'll extenantate your problem for you!
09/07/2021

If your tenants are up to these kinds of tricks, call Ratco - we'll extenantate your problem for you!

RATCO is here for you. Here and now. Now, and always. Always, forever, and now. RATCO.
06/19/2020

RATCO is here for you. Here and now. Now, and always. Always, forever, and now. RATCO.

It's time for the annual Ratco Rewards program, where we send thousands of dollars illegally to the candidates who expre...
04/29/2020

It's time for the annual Ratco Rewards program, where we send thousands of dollars illegally to the candidates who express the most loathing for tenants. In this election cycle, we are endorsing Mayor McShady; his bagman and my best friend in my head, treasonous hotelier and backstage fixer Gordon Sondland; and former City Hall apparatchik and all-around totally unsleazeballish Sam "I pawed an intern and all I got was this lousy T-shirt" Adams.

We at Ratco are 100% 50/50 that 63% of tenants leave their apartments in this condition or worse daily, every month.
04/29/2020

We at Ratco are 100% 50/50 that 63% of tenants leave their apartments in this condition or worse daily, every month.

What else did the Culberts left behind, you're asking?Ratco is the answer; your tenants are the problem. 503-Go-Ratco. C...
03/12/2020

What else did the Culberts left behind, you're asking?

Ratco is the answer; your tenants are the problem. 503-Go-Ratco. Call now.

03/12/2020

Scenes from a recent successful Ratco tenant relocation. The Culbert Family of Grando Portlando left their apartment unwillingly after Ratco arrives with an eviction team to evacuate an apartment which, to our shock, we discovered was already afire when we arrived.

Our "tenant of the week" is the young gentlemen who rented this property from one of our clients. He cannot be found now...
02/12/2020

Our "tenant of the week" is the young gentlemen who rented this property from one of our clients. He cannot be found now; possibly he's lost in the piles of detritus, it's anyone's guess. Ratco.

50% of tenants' kitchens never get cleaner than this.Ratco.
01/21/2020

50% of tenants' kitchens never get cleaner than this.

Ratco.

Over 65% of tenants leave units in this shape or worse. Let Ratco rid you of the miscreants who are destroying your prop...
01/09/2020

Over 65% of tenants leave units in this shape or worse. Let Ratco rid you of the miscreants who are destroying your property.

Got rats - er, tenants? Call RATCO. Today. Operators are standing by. {img: a photo of the most recent eviction site we ...
10/09/2019

Got rats - er, tenants? Call RATCO. Today. Operators are standing by.

{img: a photo of the most recent eviction site we visited, aka this is how tenants live)

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