The Scorpion Equalizer

The Scorpion Equalizer What I have are a very particular set of skills; skills that make me a nightmare for scorpions near homes. New web site and info coming 04/2026.

If you're a scorpion in a family's yard, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

02/03/2026

A few days ago, I decided to follow Adweek here on Facebook and I’ve seen some really cool Super Bowl commercials before they get broadcast during the game. Here’s one of them…

Not many people take black lights outside with them in November, but with less than two weeks before Thanksgiving, you m...
11/15/2025

Not many people take black lights outside with them in November, but with less than two weeks before Thanksgiving, you might want to take a few minutes to eliminate any potential threats to your family and friends this holiday…

11/15/2025

Scorpions in the middle of November? Yep!

During COVID, I decided to greatly reduce my scorpion hunting activities. That included certain administrative chores. A...
08/29/2025

During COVID, I decided to greatly reduce my scorpion hunting activities. That included certain administrative chores. As a result, I forgot to renew my 10 year old domain for
www.thescorpionequalizer.com . So, with no domain, and COVID spreading everywhere, I took some time off.

I am still consulting with families on removing scorpions, but expect to be hunting scorpions again in September of 2025. I also have temporarily moved my domain over to www.thescorpionequalizer.org , but it is having a few issues and might not be active for a month or two.

Scorpion Education & Prevention

05/23/2025

Due to extreme heat the past 2 summers, I have seen a minor decline in scorpion activity. Scorpions are still there, but when it’s still 105 degrees at 10pm, not as many scorpions will hang out on a wall waiting for a cricket.

2025 has been relatively mild so far, so if this trend continues, anticipate an increase in scorpions being visible in your yard.

07/25/2022

If you’d never go out in your yard at night in Phoenix or for those of you who may have just moved to Arizona and have no idea what to expect when scorpions have babies.… Here’s a glimpse of what you could expect after a week or two…

Sometimes you don’t need a black light to find a scorpion. Baby scorpions don’t have any exoskeleton and young scorpions...
11/02/2021

Sometimes you don’t need a black light to find a scorpion. Baby scorpions don’t have any exoskeleton and young scorpions have such an underdeveloped exoskeleton they barely glow in the dark and reflect the light off of a black light. So even if they are as small as your little finger nail, if they’re stupid enough to plant themselves on the wall where they’re readily visible, their life expectancy is usually less than 30 seconds at my house before I squish them.

07/05/2021

The Fourth of July is a good time to go out scorpion hunting in your yard if you haven’t started already this year. Monsoon rains will make it more likely for scorpions to give birth in the upcoming weeks, so why not get a head-start on reducing the scorpion population and reduce their numbers in your yard before they can get into your home!

09/01/2020

So, apparently Weebly was acquired by Square. I have accounts with both of them. However, it appears that the renewal of my domain was botched up last month even though I was charged. Now I have to fix the domain registration so my apologies if any of you have not been able to get to my website.

04/27/2020

Today was the first day to officially hit 100° in Phoenix Arizona. This means that scorpions will be out pretty much every night for the next five months. This is no different than any other year because I normally tell people to start hunting scorpions around April 15, whether the temperatures are at 100° or not.

So, what is different about this year and why should you be out EVERY night searching for scorpions on your property?

There happens to be a pandemic in 2020 and you don’t want to catch the coronavirus. Getting stung by a scorpion might require you to go to a hospital which could mean waiting hours before you get seen. It’s probably not a good idea to be hanging around and breathing the air of sick people for an hour or two waiting for doctors to relieve your scorpion sting pain.

Get outside and hunt down all scorpions in your yard to prevent them from getting inside and harming your family.

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