07/12/2026
I wanted to take a second and make an over due introduction. This seems kind of silly, since I have been in some of your homes for as long as a decade. But, for those of you who don't know me, I am Melodie. It has been brought to my attention that there is someone who has been using my name and my reputation without my permission. I am not someone who takes many selfies, and I definitely don't post them. I had to go back an entire year to find a picture of me without a kid or a dog, or whatever. I'll have to change that, I guess. So, if you invite Ducks In A Row into your home, and anyone other than me shows up, they are not who they say they are. I apologize if you are someone who was mislead. I would never have imagined this would be a thing. Not sure if I'm pi**ed or flattered. Maybe a little of both.
