07/21/2026
🎬 IN A WORLD… where deer don’t need a driver’s license… ONE DEER dared to hire staff. 🎬
“She’s not just a deer. She’s a LANDLORD.” 🦌👑
For the THIRD time, our team has spotted this majestic beast strutting through the neighborhood with her tiny feathered intern perched on her back like he’s supervising a construction site. Does he have credentials? No. Does he care? ALSO no. He’s just vibing up there, watching the whole neighborhood like it’s his personal kingdom, and she’s just… letting it happen. Bold. Fearless. Unlicensed.
Meanwhile, WE show up with a truck, tools, permits, forty pounds of gear and a strong stomach just to inspect ONE septic system— and this deer strolls by with FREE CHAUFFEURED TRANSPORTATION and zero paperwork. The system is rigged, folks.
🎙️ “This summer… one bird will ride… one deer will tolerate it… and one septic company will just stand there filming it instead of working.” 🎙️
Septic system : inspected. ✅
Local wildlife power couple: still thriving. 🦌🐦
Our productivity that day: questionable at best. 😅
If your septic system is being this dramatic without you, it’s time to call Dirty Deeds Septic. We show up, we get dirty, and unlike this deer, we actually do our job. (Usually.)