Southern Iowa Critter Catcher

06/06/2026

The insulation trailer is getting a makeover

06/04/2026

06/03/2026

🦇 GROUNDHOG:
"I dug a tunnel under your shed."
🦇 BAT:
"I moved into your attic."
HOMEOWNER:
"This is getting ridiculous."
GROUNDHOG:
"Wait until you see what the raccoons are doing."
📸 Picture idea: A bat hanging from the ceiling and a groundhog peeking out of a hole, both looking innocent.
Caption:
🚨 FREELOADERS WANTED 🚨
Must be willing to: ✔️ Live rent-free
✔️ Destroy property
✔️ Ignore eviction notices
✔️ Work nights and weekends
Southern Iowa Critter Catcher specializes in ending unwanted tenant agreements.
📞 641-414-2240
"Serving eviction notices to bats and groundhogs since day one." 🦇🦫😂

05/25/2026

🇺🇸 MEMORIAL DAY 🇺🇸
Today we remember and honor the heroes who gave everything for this country.
Meanwhile… somewhere in Southern Iowa…
🦇 a bat is moving into an attic rent free
and
🦫 a groundhog is building a basement addition nobody approved.
This Memorial Day, celebrate freedom… not free-loading wildlife.
If your attic sounds haunted or your yard looks like a failed excavation project… give us a call.
Southern Iowa Critter Catcher
🦇 Bat Removal
🦫 Groundhog Removal
🏠 Wildlife Exclusion • Repairs • Cleanup
📞 641-414-2240
“Protecting homes from things that don’t pay property taxes.” 🇺🇸

05/17/2026

🦝🏠 SOMETHING IN YOUR ATTIC PAYING ZERO RENT? 🏠🦇
Scratchin’ in the walls?
Dog barking at the crawlspace at 2AM?
Raccoons throwing WWE matches over your ceiling fan?
✅ Bats
✅ Raccoons
✅ Squirrels
✅ Skunks
✅ Opossums
✅ Coyotes & Fox
✅ Birds in vents
✅ Moles tearing up the yard
✅ Beaver/Muskrat problems
💥 FULL EXCLUSIONS
💥 ATTIC CLEAN OUTS
💥 INSULATION REMOVAL & REINSTALL
💥 FARM & RESIDENTIAL
💥 24/7 SERVICE
📍Serving from Ankeny, IA ➜ Bethany, MO
📍Corning ➜ Ottumwa
☎️ Call/Text: 641-414-2240
📧 [email protected]
“Because your attic ain’t an Airbnb for trash pandas.” 🦝

05/13/2026

I love getting random texts like this makes my job worth it and strive to do good work

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