Southern Iowa Critter Catcher

07/30/2026

07/26/2026

🐾 NOTICE TO ALL WILDLIFE: EVICTION DAY HAS ARRIVED! 🐾
Dear bats, Your attic Airbnb has been permanently closed.
Dear raccoons, The chimney is not a luxury condo.
Dear groundhogs, The front yard is not your excavation project.
Dear squirrels, The attic isn't a gymnasium.
Dear skunks, Nobody asked for your "air freshener."
Dear moles, Stop turning lawns into a miniature golf course.
To the opossums, snakes, birds, beavers, muskrats, foxes, coyotes, chipmunks, mice, rats, and every other furry or feathered squatter... your lease has expired too!
🏠 Southern Iowa Critter Catcher is on the job! ✅ Bat exclusions ✅ Raccoon removal ✅ Groundhog trapping ✅ Mole control ✅ Beaver & muskrat removal ✅ Snake removal ✅ Squirrel & bird removal ✅ Skunks, opossums, coyotes, foxes, and more ✅ Attic inspections, cleanup & restoration
📍 Serving Ankeny to Bethany, MO and Corning to Ottumwa 📞 641-414-2240
We don't negotiate with wildlife... we just help them find a new address.

07/19/2026

🚨 What's Tearing Up Your Property Right Now? 🚨

The wildlife is on the move... and they're not paying rent.

🦝 Raccoons – Raiding attics, chimneys, sheds, and sweet corn.
🦇 Bats – Maternity season is ending, making this one of the best times to schedule inspections and plan exclusions before fall.
🦫 Groundhogs – Digging under decks, sheds, barns, and foundations, turning your yard into Swiss cheese.

If you've been hearing scratching, thumping, or digging... it won't fix itself.

Southern Iowa Critter Catcher is ready to help with:
✅ Raccoon Removal
✅ Bat Inspections & Exclusions
✅ Groundhog Removal
✅ Attic Cleanup & Restoration
✅ Full Wildlife Removal Services

📍 Serving Ankeny to Bethany, MO and Corning to Ottumwa
📞 641-414-2240

Don't wait until your "little critter problem" becomes a home remodeling project. Call the professionals and let the wildlife find a new address!

07/14/2026

🦇 NOTICE TO ALL BATS: Rent is due.

If you're living in someone's attic for free, your eviction notice has officially arrived.

At Southern Iowa Critter Catcher, we specialize in professionally and humanely removing bats before they turn your attic into a guano factory.

✅ Bat Exclusions
✅ Guano Cleanup & Sanitizing
✅ Attic Repairs
✅ Fully Licensed & Insured
✅ Serving Ankeny to Bethany, MO

Don't wait until your attic sounds like Batman's family reunion.

📞 Call or text 641-414-2240 today for an inspection and let us show those tiny squatters the door.

catching nuisance wildlife

07/09/2026

🦇 BATS IN THE ATTIC? RACCOON THROWING A HOUSE PARTY? SKUNKS DECLARE WAR ON YOUR DOG? 🦝🦨🐿️

Congratulations... you've accidentally opened an all-inclusive wildlife resort. 😅

Before you start negotiating rent with the squirrels, give Southern Iowa Critter Catcher a call!

We remove:✅ Bats✅ Raccoons✅ Squirrels✅ Skunks✅ Opossums✅ Groundhogs✅ Beavers✅ Muskrats✅ Snakes✅ Moles✅ Birds✅ Coyotes✅ Foxes...and just about anything else that wasn't invited.

We also provide:✔️ Bat exclusions✔️ Attic restoration✔️ Insulation replacement✔️ Odor removal✔️ Damage repairs

Serving homeowners, farmers, and businesses across Iowa.

📞 641-414-2240

Southern Iowa Critter Catcher"Because your attic isn't an Airbnb for wildlife."

06/29/2026

🚨 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨
Attention Moles & Bats...
The eviction notice has officially been served. 📝😂
🐾 Moles: Your underground construction project has been shut down. My customers prefer grass—not a golf course.
🦇 Bats: The attic is not an Airbnb. If you don't pay rent, you're moving out!
Southern Iowa Critter Catcher is ready to help if your yard is turning into Swiss cheese or your attic sounds like a haunted house.
✅ Mole Control ✅ Bat Exclusions ✅ Attic Inspections ✅ Wildlife Removal ✅ Guano Cleanup ✅ Fully Licensed & Insured
📍 Serving Ankeny, IA to Bethany, MO 📞 641-414-2240 🕒 24/7 Emergency Service
We'll make the moles homeless and the bats regret moving in!
Because the only thing that should be living rent-free... is your peace of mind. 😎

06/26/2026

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06/16/2026

06/06/2026

The insulation trailer is getting a makeover