05/10/2026
Happy Mother’s Day to all the amazing moms out there — especially the ones who carry a wooden spoon like it’s a concealed weapon!
You didn’t just raise us… you fixed us. You unclogged our bad attitudes, tightened up our manners, and somehow kept the whole household from flooding with chaos. One minute you’re cooking dinner, the next you’re threatening to turn our behinds into a science experiment with that spoon. Respect.
From all of us at Monkey Wrench Plumbing: Thank you for everything you do. We’ll stick to fixing actual pipes — you keep handling the real pressure.
(And if your kitchen sink is leaking because someone “wasn’t me” left the faucet running… you know our number 😉)
Love you, Moms! 💐🪠