SEMO SUDS

04/13/2025

SEMO Suds Just Made Laundry Smarter, Easier, and More Rewarding!

We’re excited to roll out new features at ALL SEMO Suds locations—designed to make laundry day a breeze!

Here’s why you should be using the DexterPay app:

• No convenience fees – We’re waiving them for now, so it’s completely free to use!

• Preload & Auto-Reload – Add funds in advance and set your account to reload automatically when it gets low.

• Currently, every wash earns you 10% back – Just for using the app!

• Makes it easier to set up an account for a student, child, grandchild—or really anyone you want to support with laundry funds.

• Exclusive Promotions – Be the first to access future discounts and special offers, right through the app!

• Drum Rinse Feature – Want to rinse out the washer drum before your load? That option is available too—just tap it in the app!

Going cashless has never been this easy or this rewarding.

Download the DexterPay app, enter your location number, and start earning on every dollar you spend!

Need help getting started? Just reach out—we’re happy to assist.

03/16/2025

If you or someone you know has lost means of doing laundry due to the recent storms, please send us a private message and we will take care of you!



03/15/2025

Attention all storm victims and volunteers. We love and appreciate every one of you! Dinner is on us today while the food lasts at Glen Allen fellowship Church.

Be sure to tell the gentleman at the door that you’ve been affected by the storm or that you are out helping those who have been and enjoy a hot meal!

If you know, someone without transportation in need of food, please let us know!

12/25/2024

10/26/2024

🚬 😉 A VERY SERIOUS AND NOT AT ALL JOKING PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 😉 🚬

Good day, beloved laundromat patrons! We come to you today with a tale of mystery, intrigue, and…cigarette butts. That’s right, friends, the humble cigarette butt has joined the ranks of the laundry dryer sheet as one of the most perplexing objects known to mankind.

You see, much like the dryer sheet’s infamous post-dryer transformation into an immovable object, the cigarette butt, when discarded outside of designated bins, takes on an extraordinary ability to spread across the land like a plague of crumbs after a toddler snack time. 🧐

These butts, once discarded, seem to develop a paralyzing fear of dark, enclosed spaces (like, say, a cigarette bin). Apparently, as soon as they hit the ground, they become as skittish as an indoor cat hearing the vacuum cleaner. Smokers are therefore forced to leave them scattered on the ground. It’s a strange phenomenon, one that laundromat owners have bravely fought for years with brooms and trash grabbers in hand.

But here’s the kicker: cigarette butts belong in the outdoor cigarette bin, not on the ground or inside the trash can. And trust us, it’s easy to forget, but cigarette bins do NOT bite, hiss, or attack when approached! In fact, they gladly accept butts of all kinds (as long as they’re not still lit, of course).

Now, if you’re thinking about smoking inside the building, let’s just say our local fire department is always ready for action. They’re the best in the business, and we really don’t want to give them a reason to turn our cozy laundromat into an impromptu waterpark. So unless you’re looking to be the subject of their next training drill, we kindly suggest keeping the smoking outside and the cigarette butts in their proper place. 🚒💦

So please, for the love of clean floors and your fellow patrons, use the cigarette bins outside. Together, we can put an end to this butt-based epidemic and keep our laundromat as clean as freshly folded laundry. 😉

10/23/2024

**PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT **

Good morning everyone! I realized today that we have failed as owners of your local laundry establishment, by never introducing you to and explaining the unique qualities of the amazing invention that is commonly known as the "dryer sheet". Now, one may wonder why the dryer sheet is such a unique and amazing accomplishment? Let me explain.

Other than making clothes smell great and helping to get rid of static cling etc. this amazing creation can also change it's physical composition in a way that is unexplainable and continues to baffle laundry owners, users and scientists worldwide.

Apparently once heated and put into a dryer their composition changes so much that once cooled they become so incredibly heavy that an adult human cannot physically pick them up off the floor and put them into a trash receptacle. Due to this inability to pick them up, the user must leave them on the floor for others to pick up. Interestingly enough, being a laundromat owner or employee somehow acts as a type of kryptonite to the dryer sheet, thus reversing the effects and allowing these sheets to be picked up and placed in the trash receptacle.
Researchers have been working on this unexplainable phenomenon for years without any explanation.

I have attached pictures of them in their pre-use (caged) environment, then pictures of them in the wild for reference. Be very careful when approaching them in the wild because they have been known to spontaneously multiply and cover an entire floor in the blink of an eye. Please be aware of this phenomenon when using dryer sheets and take all precautions to protect yourself and your loved ones.

The good news is that we have been told by a source, wishing to remain anonymous, that upon immediate removal from the dryer one can usually move them approximately 10-20 feet, before they cool and the transformation occurs, rendering them un-liftable.
With that information in mind we have placed numerous trash cans in close proximity to the dryers. Please do not worry about putting too many sheets in one trash can, making it too heavy for us to lift. We have a forklift and aren't afraid to use it. 😉

09/08/2024

Brand new!

09/08/2024

Ask us how you can spend less than 5 minutes getting your laundry done!!

08/21/2024

Looking for a unique opportunity? Available nights and/or weekends? Enjoy light cleaning, basic upkeep, and interacting with customers while still having plenty of time catch up on your favorite shows, or study for that test you’ve got coming up! Click the link to let us know!

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