Poop Patrol

02/26/2026

🚨 P**p Patrol isn’t just about #2! 🚨

Sure, we’re the pros at scooping the p**p 💩…
But did you know we also offer:
✅ Yard deodorizing & sanitizing – keep it fresh! 🌿
✅ Kitty litter box cleaning – we handle the stink so you don’t have to 🐱
✅ Goose & other critter waste removal – bye-bye mess 🪿
✅ Pet let-outs & short walks – because sometimes you just can’t get home in time 🐕
✅ Pet-safe yard inspections – we check for hazards so your fur babies stay safe 🐾

We make your yard safe, clean, and ready for bare feet (or paws 🐾).
📞 Call/Text: 563-321-9195
📧 p**[email protected]

Because life’s too short to spend it chasing turds. 😎

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02/20/2026

🐾💩 P**p Patrol Is Now Taking New Clients! 💩🐾

Spring is coming… and you know what that means. 😅

If your yard has been “storing inventory” all winter, now is the time to get on the schedule.

We are officially accepting new clients in Jackson County, IA Carroll County, IL, and surrounding areas.

Here’s a smart tip:
👉 The sooner you sign up, the lower your initial cleanup fee will likely be.

The longer the buildup sits, the bigger the first cleanup becomes — and that can mean a higher initial service cost. Getting in early keeps it simple, faster, and easier on your wallet.

Let P**p Patrol handle the dirty work so you can enjoy a clean yard without the hassle.

📞 563-321-9195
📧 p**[email protected]

P**p Patrol – We scoop so you don’t have to. 😎🐶

Message us today to get on the schedule!

12/29/2025

❄️ P**p Patrol is still going strong through the winter! ❄️
Cold weather doesn’t stop the mess—we’re still out scooping and keeping yards clean.
Message us anytime to get started 💩🐾 or call 563-321-9195!

11/01/2025

🍂 Got Walnuts All Over Your Yard? 🍂
Those fallen walnuts might look harmless — but did you know they can be toxic to dogs and even pose a choking hazard? 🐶⚠️

P**p Patrol is now offering walnut clean-ups to keep your yard safe for your pups (and your feet!).
💪 We’ll scoop up and haul away the mess so you don’t have to.

💰 Price varies by yard size and the amount of walnuts — message or call for a free quote!
📞 563-321-9195
📧 p**[email protected]

Tired of dealing with the mess in your yard? Let us handle the dirty work! At P**p Patrol , we specialize in reliable, affordable dog waste removal services for busy pet owners.

08/10/2025

🚨 New Way to Save with P**p Patrol! 🚨

Hey P**p Patrol family! 🐾💩
We’re excited to announce a new way for BOTH new and existing customers to save money on your monthly bill… and it’s super easy!

✅ Let us place a P**p Patrol yard sign in your lawn
💵 Earn money OFF your monthly bill

That’s it! No extra work, just proudly show your neighbors who keeps your yard clean and fresh!

Send us a message or call/text 563-321-9195 to get your sign and start saving today! 📲

P**p Patrol – We take care of that 💩 so you don’t have to!

08/09/2025

🚨 P**p Patrol isn’t just about #2! 🚨

Sure, we’re the pros at scooping the p**p 💩…
But did you know we also offer:
✅ Yard deodorizing & sanitizing – keep it fresh! 🌿
✅ Kitty litter box cleaning – we handle the stink so you don’t have to 🐱
✅ Goose & other critter waste removal – bye-bye mess 🪿
✅ Seasonal yard clean-up – leaves, sticks, and the other “stuff” 🧹
✅ Pet let-outs & short walks – because sometimes you just can’t get home in time 🐕
✅ Pet-safe yard inspections – we check for hazards so your fur babies stay safe 🐾

We make your yard safe, clean, and ready for bare feet (or paws 🐾).
📞 Call/Text: 563-321-9195
📧 p**[email protected]

Because life’s too short to spend it chasing turds. 😎

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07/30/2025

Highly recommended! Located in Savanna, Illinois, this business goes the extra mile with free popsicles for children and complimentary pup cups for pets. A great, family-friendly stop that truly values its community—be sure to give them a visit!
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Welcome to Liberty Ice Cream! We serve hard scoop ice cream, a variety of floats and Lotus Energy drinks!

05/21/2025

Your Yard Deserves a Break—Let P**p Patrol Handle the Dirty Work!

Tired of dodging doggy landmines in your backyard? Let P**p Patrol take care of the mess so you don't have to! We offer reliable pet waste removal and helpful additional services designed to keep your yard safe, clean, and fresh.

Pet Waste Removal Plans:

Weekly Cleanings: $23.09/week

Bi-Weekly Cleanings: $17.32/week

Monthly Cleanings: $12.99/week

2x Weekly Cleanings: $41.57/week

Initial or One-Time Cleanups: $40–$100

Each Additional Dog: $2.30/week

More Than Just Scooping P**p! We also offer:

Dog let-out or short walks – $10/visit

Litter box cleaning – $15/visit

Vacation pet waste checkups – $15–$40

One-time cleanups – $50–$125

Yard safety inspections – $20

Whether you're heading out of town, need help with your cat's litter box, or just want a p**p-free yard to enjoy, P**p Patrol has your back!

Note: Prices may vary depending on yard size. Message us for a free quote!

Call or Text: 563-321-9195
Email: p**[email protected]
Serving: Jackson County, IA and surrounding areas!

Let us do the dirty work—you just enjoy your clean yard!

05/20/2025

Hey friends and family!
I need a quick favor to help grow my small business, P**p Patrol!

If you haven’t already, please like and follow our page — and even better, invite your friends to do the same! It only takes a second, but it means the world to me and helps us reach more pet owners in the area who could use a little help with their backyard doo-ty.

Thanks for supporting local and keeping yards p**p-free, one scoop at a time!

05/18/2025

Hope everyone had a great weekend!
😁

The sun’s out, and so is the p**p — let us handle the dirty work for you.
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Give us a call at 563-321-9195 or shoot us an email at p**[email protected] to set up your FREE quote for next week!
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Let P**p Patrol keep your yard clean, so you don't have to!
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05/15/2025

Got a stinky situation in your kennel?
P**p Patrol now offers kennel cleanings!
Whether it’s at home or your business, we’ll scoop, scrub, and sanitize—leaving tails wagging and noses happy.

Message us today to schedule your clean-up!
Call/Text: 563-321-9195
Email: p**[email protected]
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