Parking Meter Whisperer

07/10/2023

Security cameras caught a meeting at the ball field of the Metal Panther’s to disrupt increased parking prices.

07/07/2023

Tonight after the town shuts down, meet at the ballpark with your keyfobs and your bags of coins so we can plan the rebellion.

02/14/2023

02/13/2023

Hey, let’s not air our dirty laundry.

09/17/2022

Hey, why are your coins falling on the ground?
(Answer) Weak pelvic floor..

10/01/2021

It’s been a long season with our streets full of cars, tour buses and people masked, unmasked, vaccinated or not, happy to be here, angry having to wait for food or parking. We made lots of money.

09/07/2021

So, this guy is talking to another human while they are fiddling with coins and he’s fussing about stinky salmon in the bay, unfair property tax hikes and Covid on the rise and all I’m thinking about is getting nickel and dimed!

07/22/2021

Not for nuthin, but that street bump-out is giving me the hairy eyeball..

05/06/2021

People have noticed that there are some half bodied meters in town. Don’t they know that some of us are still waiting for the vaccine?

05/04/2021

How did you stay so trim this winter? I went swimming in the ocean and lakes every day with .

08/31/2020

Did you see that SUV pull the “U-turn” on Main Street? About twenty cars stopped and stuck on the hill! I almost lost my coins..