06/02/2026
📱 Group Chat: The Backyard Buffet Boyz 🦟
Buzzy: Yo, the 7 PM patio buffet is still on, right? 🍽️
Itchy: ABORT. CANCELED. 🚨
BloodSucker99: Why?! I’ve been hiding under this leaf all day waiting for them!
Itchy: The homeowners called Mosquito Geek! They know we sleep under the foliage!
Buzzy: Wait, they are targeting our daytime hiding spots?! 😳
Itchy: YES! They're debugging the yard right now! EVACUATE THE BUSHES IMMEDIATELY!! 🏃♂️💨
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