12/19/2024
"A CHRISTMAS IN THE ATTIC"
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and up in the attic,
Came sounds that were anything but static.
Rustles and scurries, a soft little pitter,
From critters who’d found the warm space much fitter.
The stockings were hung and the tree stood bright,
While squirrels and mice planned their own festive night.
In gable and soffit, behind the old beam,
A raccoon curled up, lost deep in a dream.
The bats hung still in their shadowy perch,
While rats held a meeting near Grandma’s old church.
“Tonight is the night!” said the mouse with a squeak,
“Let’s feast on the crumbs they’ve left us to seek!”
The family below was unaware,
Of the attic creatures, cozy and fair.
While carols played soft and laughter rang,
Above, the critters prepared for their bang.
The squirrel brought nuts from an old dusty stash,
The raccoon uncovered a box marked “trash.”
The mice laid out crumbs of a cookie long gone,
And bats flapped along to a sweet yuletide song.
But then, from below, there arose such a clatter!
The critters froze still—what could be the matter?
They peeked through the gaps, and what did they see?
A man in red boots by the lights of the tree!
“Santa!” they whispered, their eyes open wide.
The raccoon leaned closer, his tail brushing the side.
With a twinkle and wink, Santa reached for his sack,
Unaware of the critters watching from back.
He filled up the stockings and set down the toys,
Then vanished away with his magical poise.
The critters in awe, full of Christmas delight,
Snuggled back in the attic and whispered, “Good night.”
So if you hear rustles this holiday season,
Know it’s just critters call it home—and for good reason!
They’ve found in your attic a home safe and warm,
To spend Christmas Eve away from the storm.
But if their parties get loud and your peace disappears,
Call Southern Wildlife Management—we’ll bring you good cheer.
With affordable pricing and long warranties to boot,
We’re your local family business, trusted and astute.
For over 15 years, we’ve served with pride,
Securing your home so critters can’t hide.
So this Christmas, rest easy, let your attic be clear,
And enjoy the season—critter-free cheer!
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With the warmest wishes,
The Southern Wildlife Management Family
- Verron, Rick, Lilith, Bruce & Eli