02/04/2018
Manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring
> someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he
> found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in
> and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them
> would get the job.
>
> The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the
> interviewer asked, 'What is the fastest thing you know of?'
>
> The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. There's no
> warning.
>
> 'That's very good!'20replied the interviewer. 'And, now you sir?' he asked
> the second man.
>
> 'Hmmm...let me see 'A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it
> ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.'
>
> 'Excellent!' said the interviewer. 'The blink of an eye, that's a very
> popular cliché for speed.'
> He then turned to the third man, who was contemplating his reply.
>
> 'Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall
> there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the
> pasture the light on the barn comes on in less than an instant. 'Yep,
> TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of '.
>
> The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had
> found his man. 'It's hard to beat the speed of light,' he said.
>
> Turning to BUBBA, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same
> question.
>
> Old Bubba replied, 'After hearing the previous three answers, it's obvious
> to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA.'
>
> 'WHAT!?' said the interviewer, stunned by the response.
>
> 'Oh sure', said BUBBA. 'You see, the other day I wasn't feeling so good, and
> I ran for the bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE
> LIGHT, I had already s**t my pants.'
>
> BUBBA is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near
> you!
>
> You probably will think of this every time you enter a Wal-Mart from now on!
>
> Have a good day!
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