02/05/2026
Due to the snow, ice, and freezing temperatures we have all faced these past few weeks your toilets may be frozen. Unfortunately this causes problems for not only the customer having to sit on a seat colder than your ex's heart but also for us p**p smoothie professionals. These frigid temperatures have made the units quite the wrestling legend these days for us. We ask that you all bear with us during these times. Don't blame us blame Mother Nature and her wrath she brought down on all of us!! Bright days and warmer temps are ahead of us gang so when those frozen turd popsicles thaw out we will be right there to make chocolate milkshakes dissappear we promise!
As always if you need us call or text us 828-692-3438 or email [email protected]
Sincerely, your WNC P**p Smoothie Experts π©