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12/23/2022

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11/30/2022

11/30/2022

Database latency -- a geeky term, but that’s how they did it! A policeman pulls over a speeder. The police computer reports that three hours ago a similar vehicle and person held up a liquor store -- so the police are on alert. ...

11/25/2022

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What other home improvement needs are you looking to tackle?

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We proudly provide the highest quality of service & craftsmanship for every project.

11/12/2022

11/08/2022

rounded first never thought of the worst
As I studied the shortstop's position
Crack went my leg like the shell of an egg
Someone call a decent physician
I'm no Pete Rose, I can't pretend
Though my mind is quite flexible, these brittle bones don't bend
I'm growing older but not up
My metabolic rate is pleasantly stuck
Let those winds of time blow over my head
I'd rather die while I'm living than live while I'm dead
Sometimes I see me as an old manatee
Headin' south as the waters grow colder
Tries to steer clear of the hum-drum so near
It cuts prop scars deep in his shoulder
But that's how it goes (that's how it goes), right to the end
Though his body's quite flexible, that barnacle brain don't bend
I'm growing older but not up
My metabolic rate is pleasantly stuck
Let those winds of time blow over my head
I'd rather die while I'm livin' than live while I'm dead
Now don't get me wrong
This is not a sad song
Just events that I have happened to witness
And time takes its toll as we head for the poll
And no one dies from physical fitness
So what the hell, we'll take it right to the end
As the days grow more complicated the nightlife still wins
I'm growing older but not up
My metabolic rate is pleasantly stuck
Let those winds of change blow over my head
I'd rather die while I'm living than live while I'm dead
Let those winds of time blow over my head
I'd rather die while I'm living than live while I'm dead

10/15/2022

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09/09/2022

DON'T MOVE TO TEXAS, but if you insist on doing so...know these important rules...

1. Save all bacon grease. You will be instructed later how to use it.

2. If you do run your car into a ditch, don't panic. Four men in the cab of a four wheel drive with a 12-pack of beer and a tow chain will be along shortly.
Don't try to help them. Just stay out of their way. This is what they live for.

3. Remember: "Y'all" is singular. "All y'all" is plural. "All y'all's" is plural possessive.

4. Get used to the phrase "It's not the heat, it's the humidity". And the collateral phrase "You call this hot? Wait'll August."

5. Don't tell us how you did it there. Nobody cares.

6. If you think it's too hot, don't worry. It'll cool down-in December.

7. A Mercedes-Benz is not a status symbol...a Super-Duty pickup is.

8. If someone says they're "fixin" to do something, that doesn't mean anything's broken.

9. The value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door but the availability of shade.

10. If you are driving a slower moving vehicle on a two lane road, pull onto the shoulder. That is called "courtesy".

11. BBQ is a food group. It does NOT mean grilling burgers and hot dogs outdoors.

12. Weddings, funerals and divorces must take into account the Rodeo & parade schedule.

13. Everything is better with hot sauce or BBQ sauce.

14. DO NOT honk your horn at us. It is obnoxious and we will sit there until we die.

15. We pull over and stop for emergency vehicles to pass.

16. We pull over for funeral processions, turn our music off and men remove hats or caps. Some people put their hand over their heart.

17. "Bless your Heart" is a nice way of saying you're an idiot.

18. No mater what kind, Sprite, Coke, Pepsi, Mtn Dew, it isn't called soda or pop. It is all called coke or soda water!

19. There will always be a tractor on the two lanes when you are running late, so allow time for that.

20. If you don't like the weather, wait 15 minutes, it will change.

21. We respect and consider heroes, first responders, veterans and teachers.

22. The American, Texas, POW and Gadsden flags are considered sacred.

23. The Constitution is sacred...ALL of it!

24. Unless you're prepared to fight for it, your political opinion might be best kept to yourself.

25. Many of us carry fi****ms, all of us carry knives.

26. God is sovereign and we PRAY!

~ God Blessed Texas!!