That Septic Girl

05/28/2026

31 Years! That’s how long Michael Rohrs has put up with all my BS (and he keeps coming back for more).

He still says I planned it on Memorial Day weekend just so he couldn’t go to Indy again. Not a bad idea but he’s giving me way too much credit for planning ahead! 😅

05/23/2026

Know a high school student in the Edmond/Guthrie area looking for a summer job?

Cyclone Septic & Plumbing is looking for summer help with the potential to turn into a long-term career after graduation.

We’re looking for a high school student or recent graduate who is dependable, hardworking, mechanically inclined, and willing to work outdoors. Ag, FFA, farm, ranch, welding, shop, or construction experience is a huge plus. Pay is $16/hr.

This is hands-on work helping with septic and plumbing installations, service, inspections, and troubleshooting. Opportunity for future plumbing apprenticeship for the right person.

Message us or stop by our office at 11600 W Hwy 33, Guthrie to apply.

All applicants must have dependable transportation, be able to work outside in the summer and be physically capable.

05/22/2026

Dammit, that’s not how I planned to start the weekend.

05/16/2026

For the record, I don’t like crawfish. He ordered this all for himself. He said he’s been hungry for crawfish. Do we want to take bets on how much he actually eats?

05/16/2026

The customer called in a panic because her septic was backing up into the house. Another company had already been out and couldn’t find the tank.

They hadn’t even opened the cleanout. If they had, the would have realized the tank wasn’t the problem.

05/15/2026

DM me if you’re interested in attending, speaking, getting a vendor booth, a sponsorship or even donating prizes!

I’ve been to a lot of conferences and Oklahoma’s is larger than you would expect. We have 3 days of classes and had almost 60 vendors and nearly 500 attendees last year!

05/15/2026

Stephen Gressey was thrown from a portable toilet while working on the TSX Broadway tower in Times Square in 2023 after it 'collapsed' on him, a suit claimed.

05/13/2026

I stepped into a trench last week and injured myself. I’ve always been a klutz but I spent a week in the hospital with rhabdo a few years ago and it’s made me more susceptible to falls and injuries.

We’re currently working on the theory that it’s my SI joint.

I’ve been on bed rest and walking with a crutch for a few days but I finally got in to see the ortho. I’m praying he gives me a shot of something amazing because I can’t stand to sit still much longer!

Shout out to my team for holding things together while I’m out!

05/10/2026

It’s that time of year 🐍 but idk who’s voice that is because I definitely don’t remember saying that. Lol.

05/08/2026

My grandpa used to say he was “busier than a one-legged man at an ass-kicking competition”.

In January I was sweating bc we were so slow. By March we had our largest Q1 ever and Q2 is looking like a repeat.

Does anyone know how I can clone myself? I’ve tried Ctrl+V and it didn’t work.

I know a few of you guys drive by my office all the time, DM me and we can talk about anyone you know that might want a job that just might have some experience and maybe even has a retention contract expiring soon. 😉😂