10/29/2026
🐾 CARPET CONFESSIONS 🐾
Episode: The Case of Dude
🚨 CRIME SCENE: A customer’s living room.
SUSPECT: Dude 🐶
CRIME: Repeated offenses against the carpet.
PLEA: Not guilty. Obviously.
THE EVIDENCE: Pretty overwhelming.
THE SENTENCE: Temporary removal from the premises while Falls Carpet Cleaning cleans up the evidence.
CURRENT STATUS: Lounging in the sunshine without a single ounce of remorse. ☀️
Meanwhile, Tony is inside undoing Dude’s handiwork.
Our customer sent us this picture while Tony was cleaning, and we haven’t stopped laughing! 🤣
Dude, buddy… we love you. But you’re the reason we’re here.
CASE CLOSED. 🐾