10/20/2026
🚨 WE HAVE A WINNER! 🚨
A huge shoutout to Marcine for taking home 1st Place at the annual culinary awards! 🏆 The judges raved about the "perfect glaze & depth," but as professional plumbers, we see right through the culinary jargon.
Let’s be honest: that is an absolute unit of a meatloaf. It is dense, it is heavy, and it looks structural. 🛠️
We are thrilled for your victory, Marcine, but we do have one small request...
PLEASE do not let this thing anywhere near your kitchen sink. 🙏❌
Our heavy-duty augers are strong, but they aren't "Heirloom Recipe Smoked House" strong. If a single slice of this masterpiece makes its way down your garbage disposal, it won't just cause a clog—it will probably achieve sentience and start demanding rent.
Enjoy your trophy, protect your pipes, and remember: if your dinner ever decides to fight back against your plumbing, we’re only a phone call away 580-252-4631