Code Clean LLC

Code Clean LLC Paramedic, mom, wife, full-time chaos wrangler. Cleaner by choice. Code Clean = your mess, my problem. ✨ Insured, legit, and slightly obsessed with sparkle.

✨ $200 Deep Cleans Extended Through March ✨Okay listen…I was going to end the $200 deep clean special soon…But inflation...
02/22/2026

✨ $200 Deep Cleans Extended Through March ✨
Okay listen…
I was going to end the $200 deep clean special soon…
But inflation is rude, life is chaotic, and your baseboards deserve better.
So I’m extending my $200 deep clean special through the end of March.
⚠️ HOWEVER —
I will be out of town the week of kids’ spring break soaking up some sunshine and pretending I don’t own a mop.
So if you’ve been thinking about booking, now’s the time. My schedule is limited because:
• I’m a one-woman show
• I’m also a full-time paramedic
• And I refuse to overbook and give mediocre work
Deep clean includes the things you don’t want to do:
✔️ Baseboards
✔️ Behind/under furniture (within reason)
✔️ Detailed kitchen & bathrooms
✔️ Dusting top to bottom
✔️ The “why does it look brand new in here?” effect
If you want a clean home without luxury pricing — message me.
If you want it done yesterday… I’m probably not your girl.
Quality > chaos. Always.
-vanessa 😚

Also — meet Luna.
She’s my Akita/Chow mix, part majestic wolf, part toasted marshmallow, 100% drama.
Yes, those are her bottom teeth.
No, she cannot put them away.
Yes, she thinks she’s intimidating.
She supervises all scheduling decisions, judges your baseboards telepathically, and believes every deep clean payment should be in treats.
If you book a clean, just know you’re indirectly supporting her very expensive snack habit.
You’re welcome for the serotonin. 🐾✨

I run a one-woman business.I am also a full-time paramedic.And a mother.Those roles are not side notes they are my prior...
02/20/2026

I run a one-woman business.
I am also a full-time paramedic.
And a mother.
Those roles are not side notes they are my priorities.
I started this business because, as a medic, I see what people are carrying.
I see the working families running on fumes.
The elderly trying to maintain independence.
The stay-at-home moms and dads drowning in invisible labor.
A clean home should not feel like a luxury reserved for the few.
It should feel like relief.
That’s why I do this.
And that’s why I don’t charge what larger companies do.
If an emergency shifts my availability, it’s because one of those two things needed my attention.
If my first opening isn’t immediate, it’s because I don’t overbook, overpromise, or operate in chaos.
I understand urgency. I live in it professionally.
But I do not build my business around panic.
If you require rigid scheduling with zero room for life to happen, I may not be the right fit and that’s okay.
I believe in mutual respect.
I believe in quality over pressure.
And I believe the right clients understand that excellence takes intention, not desperation.
If my availability doesn’t align with your needs, I’m happy to provide recommendations.
No hard feelings.
Just standards.

01/28/2026

🧼✨ FEBRUARY ONLY — $200 FIRST-TIME DEEP CLEAN ✨🧼
You don’t need convincing.
You already know your place needs it.
This isn’t a “maybe later” clean.
This is a reset.
A walk in and exhale kind of clean.
A why didn’t I do this sooner kind of clean.
For February only, I’m offering $200 deep cleans for first-time clients — no fluff, no rush job, no surface-level wipe down.
Just:
• Baseboards
• Kitchens that actually shine
• Bathrooms that feel new
• The kind of clean you notice immediately
I don’t do long explanations.
I don’t chase.
And I only have limited spots because I clean thoroughly — not quickly.
If you’ve been thinking about it, this is your sign.
If you’ve been putting it off, this is your window.
📅 February only
💲 $200 first-time deep clean
📩 Message me to book
When the spots are gone, they’re gone.

01/23/2026

🚨 PSA FROM YOUR CLEANING LADY WHO’S ALSO A PARAMEDIC🚨
If the road looks like Elsa sneezed on it… STAY HOME.
This is not the time to “see if your car can make it.”
This is not a vibe check.
This is not a character-building moment.
Because I would prefer not to meet you professionally
in the cold
on the side of the road
while you explain how you “barely touched the brakes.”
Stay inside.
Eat snacks.
Let Jesus take the wheel, in your driveway. ❄️🚑

01/19/2026

If cleaning your house is on your to-do list
but so is ✨existing✨…
Hi. It’s me. I clean so you don’t have to.
And yes, I’ve seen worse.
Much worse.
Message me before you “just shut the door and ignore it” again 😌

01/12/2026

🚨 CODE CLEAN: THE “I SWEAR IT WASN’T THIS BAD YESTERDAY” SALE 🚨
If your house smells like:
• kids
• dogs
• stress
• and regret
…this is your sign.
For a limited time:
🧽 $50 OFF your first deep clean
OR
🧽 15% OFF move-in / move-out cleans
Because sometimes life gets messy and suddenly you’re:
✔ eating off paper plates
✔ wearing the same hoodie for 3 days
✔ pretending you don’t see that corner of the kitchen
We don’t judge.
We disinfect.
We handle:
• sticky kid messes
• pet hair that’s emotionally attached
• “I’ll get to it” piles
• homes that just need a hard reset
Locally owned.
Detail-obsessed.
Really, really good at making chaos disappear ✨
📲 Message Code Clean before this deal disappears and you’re still side-eyeing that bathroom.

01/05/2026

🚨 CODE CLEAN; WE’VE GOT A MESSY SCENE 🚨
If your house currently looks like:
• a tornado passed through
• laundry has formed its own ecosystem
• you’re pretending you “don’t see” the baseboards
Congratulations. You’ve earned a Code Clean response. 🧼
✨ Deep cleans
✨ Weekly / bi-weekly maintenance
✨ Move-in / move-out “please don’t judge me” cleans
We clean the stuff you step over.
We scrub the things you avoid eye contact with.
We won’t ask questions.
📩 DM to book
📍 Local, reliable, slightly unhinged
🧽 Because ignoring it isn’t working anymore.

12/12/2025

✨ If Your House is Clean… Congrats. Couldn’t be me. ✨
Lucky for you, cleaning is my thing — even when life is lifing, kids are kid-ing, and the laundry pile is starting to develop a personality.
I’m now booking deep cleans, weekly/biweekly maintenance cleans, and move-in/move-out cleanings for anyone who wants to come home and not immediately sigh at the state of their house.
I handle things like:
🧽 Dusting every surface (yes, even the ones you pretend don’t exist)
🧼 Kitchen + bathrooms so clean you’ll hesitate to use them
🛏️ Bedrooms that look like an adult lives there again
🧹 Floors that stop sticking to your socks
Whether you’re a busy parent, a burnt-out professional, or just someone who’d rather do literally anything else than clean — I’ve got you.
Message me for a quote, and let me bring a little sanity (and sparkle) back into your home. ✨🧹

🎄 CODE CLEAN – BLACK FRIDAY WEEK DEAL! 🎄✨ ONE-WEEK ONLY — ENDS DECEMBER 6TH! ✨🎁 25% OFFa Standard 2-Hour Clean🧼 Get your...
11/29/2025

🎄 CODE CLEAN – BLACK FRIDAY WEEK DEAL! 🎄
✨ ONE-WEEK ONLY — ENDS DECEMBER 6TH! ✨
🎁 25% OFF
a Standard 2-Hour Clean
🧼 Get your home holiday-ready without the stress
🎅 Limited spots — message to book before they’re gone!

✨ CODE CLEAN: DECEMBER SCHEDULING IS OPEN! ✨And because I love you (and also your dusty corners), I’m offering 15% off a...
11/17/2025

✨ CODE CLEAN: DECEMBER SCHEDULING IS OPEN! ✨
And because I love you (and also your dusty corners), I’m offering 15% off all first-time deep cleans for December bookings.
If your home needs a reset before the holiday chaos rolls in, I’ve got you covered.
From deep cleans to “oh god, my in-laws are coming” levels of emergency sparkle — I handle it all.
🧼 Perfect for:
• Busy families
• People who haven’t seen their baseboards since summer
• Anyone hosting holiday guests
• Folks who just don’t want to spend their day off scrubbing things that shouldn’t exist
Book now — December fills up faster than my kid’s excuses for missing assignments.
Let’s get your place holiday-ready and stress-free. ✨

11/10/2025

🧽 You: “I’ll just tidy up real quick.”
Also you, three hours later: emotionally broken, holding a Swiffer like it’s a battle sword, wondering why your house hates you. 😩
Let’s be honest — cleaning once a week is cute in theory… until life actually happens.
Kids. Pets. Work. Mysterious crumbs. Repeat.
That’s where I come in.
I handle the mess so you can live your life without pretending your weekend plans include mopping.
✨ Weekly or biweekly cleanings that keep your home fresh, functional, and judgment-free.
📅 Message to grab a spot before someone else’s dust bunnies get priority.

11/09/2025

Alright, y’all. It’s review time.
If I’ve ever cleaned your home, rescued your fridge from the 2019 leftovers, or made your shower less... crime scene-y — please leave me a review.
Honest ones only.
If it was spotless, say it.
If I left behind a rogue sponge, drag me gently. 😅
Your feedback keeps my business alive (and my ego humble).

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Derby, KS
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