Code Clean LLC

07/25/2026

🚨 I'M COLLECTING BUSINESSES. 🚨

Like Pokémon.

Except instead of tiny creatures with commitment issues...

I want plumbers.

Electricians.

Roofers.

HVAC.

Handymen.

Pressure washers.

Landscapers.

Painters.

Junk removal.

Window cleaners.

Basically anyone who fixes the problems that make homeowners stare into the void.

Here's the thing...

Every single day someone asks me,

*"Hey Vanessa... do you know someone who..."*

And I REFUSE to be the person that says...

*"Well... my cousin's boyfriend's roommate's uncle watched a YouTube video once..."*

Absolutely not.

I want businesses that are so good people practically fistfight over recommending them.

The kind that:

📞 Answer the phone.

🛻 Actually show up.

🧹 Clean up after themselves.

🤝 Stand behind their work.

🚩 And DON'T disappear halfway through a project like they just entered witness protection.

BUT...

Here's my favorite type of business owner.

The one that says...

*"That isn't really my thing... but hold on, I know EXACTLY who you need."*

THAT.

THAT RIGHT THERE.

That's the stuff that makes communities awesome.

Because nobody can do everything.

But the best businesses always know somebody who can.

Don't leave customers hanging out there Googling...

*"Emergency plumber near me PLEASE GOD."*

Help them.

Point them in the right direction.

Be the reason someone says,

*"Dang... EVERYONE they've sent me to has been incredible."*

That's what I'm trying to build.

Not just a referral list.

A ridiculously solid network of businesses that make each other look good.

Like the Home Service Justice League...

Except with fewer capes and significantly more caulk.

If your customer needs something you don't do...

I want your first thought to be,

*"I've got a guy."*

Or girl.

Or retired grandma with a pressure washer and unresolved anger issues.

I don't judge.

So...

👇 Own a business? Shamelessly plug yourself.

👇 Love a local business? Tag them.

👇 Know somebody who's ridiculously good at what they do? Drag them into the comments.

Let's build a network so good that when people ask for recommendations...

The comment section is just all of us aggressively tagging each other.

And if you ARE the type of business that ghosts customers...

This post probably isn't for you.

Respectfully...

Go be somebody else's character development. 🫶😂

07/08/2026

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07/08/2026

🚨 WANTED. 🚨

Not criminals.

Although if you can pressure wash a driveway so well the FBI loses evidence...

Call me.

I'm putting together the **Code Clean Dream Team** because I'm sick and tired of recommending "a guy who knows a guy whose uncle might still have a business."

Absolutely not.

I'm looking for the businesses that people won't shut up about.

You know...

The plumber that fixes your leak and somehow your trust issues.

The electrician who doesn't disappear like your dad after saying, "I'm just going to the hardware store."

The handyman whose toolbox has seen more action than my vacuum.

The window cleaner who leaves glass so clean birds start filing insurance claims.

The pressure washer who looks at mildew and takes it personally.

The junk removal company that'll haul away the treadmill you've been emotionally supporting since COVID.

The HVAC tech who walks into a 97° house and says...

*"Cute."*

Here's the deal...

I clean houses.

People ask me who to call.

I don't want to send them to the Facebook comment section where someone always recommends...

"My nephew Brayden. He's 19 and just started."

NO.

I want businesses that SHOW UP.

Answer the phone.

Do good work.

Don't ghost people harder than my will to meal prep.

So if you're out here absolutely killing it...

Let's become each other's "Ohhh, I know exactly who you need."

Together we can become that terrifying neighborhood duo where people can't ask for a recommendation without one of our names being summoned like Beetlejuice.

Three times in the mirror...

**"Code Clean... Code Clean... Code Clean..."**

✨ *A vacuum appears.*

If that isn't marketing, I don't know what is.

Tag your business.

Tag your favorite local business.

Tag your ex...
..actually don't. They've been through enough.

07/07/2026

🚨 ATTENTION TO WHOEVER KEEPS MAKING THESE MESSES... 🚨

I'd like to speak with the manager of your household.

Oh.
It's you.

Listen...

I don't judge.

I've walked into homes where someone apparently exploded a family-sized bag of Goldfish and just accepted that this is the floor now.

I've found enough Bobby pins to build a small suspension bridge.

I've seen laundry baskets that have become permanent furniture.

And if I had a dollar for every time someone said,
"Sorry... we meant to pick up before you got here..."

Friend...

If you had the time and energy to clean before I got there...

You wouldn't have hired me in the first place.

My favorite is when people apologize for dog hair.

Ma'am...

Your Golden Retriever pays taxes here.
This is his house.
You're just renting.

Meanwhile your baseboards have changed ethnicity.

Your microwave has witnessed crimes.

Your shower is growing a civilization advanced enough to elect a mayor.

And somewhere in your house...

There's a cup.

Nobody knows whose it is.

Nobody remembers putting it there.

It simply exists.

That's where I come in.

You keep being the busy parent.
The exhausted healthcare worker.
The business owner.
The person who's just trying to survive this week's chaos.

I'll wrestle the dust demons.

✨ Deep cleans.
✨ Recurring maintenance.
✨ Judgment-free.
✨ I only gossip about your house to my vacuum.

📍Serving Wichita and surrounding areas.

**Code Clean**
Making a difference one call, one home at a time.

P.S. If you "just need to straighten up before I come"... don't.
I've seen things.
Nothing in your house is going to hurt my feelings.

07/02/2026

07/02/2026

🚨 HI. I'M VANESSA. 🚨
Owner of Code Clean.
Professional cleaner.
Full-time paramedic.
Part-time raccoon because I'll absolutely eat shredded cheese over the sink at 2 a.m.
Here's a few things about me...
🧼 I don't judge messy houses.
I judge whoever designed homes with 47 tiny ledges specifically to collect dust.
Who approved that?
Straight to jail.
🚑 I'm a paramedic.
So when people apologize for their house...
Friend...
I promise you this isn't the worst thing I've walked into today.
🐶 If your dog follows me around while I clean...
Congratulations.
We're coworkers now.
🪴 I own so many houseplants that if one dies, the others hold a tiny funeral.
☕ If I ever say,
"I only need one cup of coffee."
Please check on me.
I've obviously hit my head.
The amount of random things I've found while cleaning...
• One shoe.
Never the other one.
• Seven remotes.
None for the TV.
• A fork...
In the bathroom.
I'm still thinking about that one.
People ask if cleaning is awkward.
Only once.
A client forgot I was there...
Walked into the kitchen...
Opened the fridge...
Looked around...
Closed it...
Walked away.
Mood.
My toxic trait is saying,
"This'll be quick."..then spending 20 minutes organizing your junk drawer because now I'm emotionally invested.
If you tell me,
"Oh, don't worry about that..."
I'm already worrying about it.
It's too late.
And yes...
I absolutely clean before people come to clean my house.
It's called ✨professional anxiety✨.
The only thing I ask...
Please don't apologize for your home.
You're hiring me because life happened.
Kids happened.
Dogs happened.
ADHD happened.
Depression happened.
Work happened.
Sometimes the laundry unionizes.
Sometimes the dishes multiply when you're asleep.
Sometimes you blink and it's Thursday.
That's literally why I have a business.
I don't clean perfect houses.
I help real people.
Now...
Tell me your most controversial opinion.
Mine?
Fitted sheets fold themselves into whatever shape they want, and I've accepted that. 😂🧼

06/13/2026

🚨🧽 ATTENTION HOMEOWNERS 🧽🚨
Has your house reached the point where you clean before the cleaning lady comes?
Do you strategically close doors when guests come over?
Have you ever looked at a mess and thought:
"That's a future Vanessa problem."
Well good news.
✨ I AM VANESSA. ✨
And Future Vanessa is now accepting appointments.
At Code Clean, I specialize in:
✔️ Dust removal
✔️ Crumb relocation
✔️ Bathroom exorcisms
✔️ Restoring order to homes that have been personally victimized by children, husbands, pets, and life in general
💰 Pricing:
🧼 Deep Cleans start at $300
🧽 Weekly Maintenance starting at $75
🧹 Bi-Weekly Maintenance starting at $150
🏠 Move-In/Move-Out Cleans starting at $350
Judgment is always free.
Just kidding. I don't judge.
As a paramedic, I've seen things that would make most people cry. Trust me when I say your dirty microwave isn't even in the top 100.
So if:
👉 Your baseboards are the same color as your walls
👉 Your laundry basket has become a lifestyle
👉 You're finding cups in rooms you don't remember drinking in
👉 Your Roomba has filed a workers' compensation claim
Message me for a quote.
📍 Serving Wichita, Derby, Rose Hill, Andover, Augusta, El Dorado and surrounding areas.
Code Clean
Making a difference one call, one home at a time.
🧽😂🏠