07/18/2026
We need your imagination for this one…
You’re a Sam’s Club delivery driver, and the entire order you’re delivering to one house is:
* 512 ounces of toilet bowl cleaner (4 cases / 16 32-ounce bottles)
* 160 Capri Sun Summer Blast Passionfruit Mango pouches (4 cases)
That’s it.
No groceries.
No paper towels.
No chips.
Just 512 ounces of toilet bowl cleaner and 160 Capri Suns.
To make it even better… the last time you delivered here, the entire order was 12 cases of toilet bowl cleaner.
The Capri Sun is easy to explain. We’ve worked hard to make our home the place where our kids and their friends want to be.
The toilet bowl cleaner?
Let’s just say… 512 ounces is actually a small order for us.
Now it’s your turn: If you were that Sam’s Club driver, what story would you tell your coworkers about the people who live at this house? Funniest answer wins bragging rights. 😂
