BioHoard, LLC

06/23/2026

When someone can’t let go of things, there’s usually a reason that has nothing to do with laziness.

BIOHOARD understands this. We don’t shame. We don’t judge. We show up with respect and a plan to help you reclaim your space and your peace.

It doesn’t have to be perfect. It just has to be breathable.

If you or someone you care about is struggling, we’re here. No questions. No judgment. Just help.

Free consultation available throughout Illinois, Wisconsin, and Indiana.
📲 773-800-9318
✉️ [email protected]

06/21/2026

Father’s Day shout-out to all the property owners and managers who work their butts off to keep their guests happy. 🏡

We see you. The 11am check-outs. The impossible back-to-back turnovers. The “Can you get here in 3 hours?” calls.

HAUSKEEPIN’s here to give you one less thing to worry about.

Today, we’re grateful for every host, manager, and owner who trusts us to show up, deliver, and keep their properties running like a dream.

Happy Father’s Day to the ones building something real. ✨

06/21/2026

Real talk: the hardest part is making the call. Once you do — we take it from there. No judgment. No overwhelm. Just a team that shows up, does the work, and leaves your space transformed. Once you do — we take it from there. No judgment. No overwhelm. Just a team that shows up, does the work, and leaves your space transformed. BioHoard. Cleaning the Extreme.™ 📞 773-800-9318 | biohoard.com

Real estate investors, realtors, and homeowners alike know the importance of a decluttered and open space and its impact on their pockets. With BioHoard,

06/20/2026

The worst call a property manager gets at 2pm on a Saturday:

“The previous guests check out in 4 hours. The next guests check in at 6. There’s no one to clean.”

Finding reliable STR turnover cleaning in 2026 is harder than it’s ever been. 73% of property managers cite staffing as their #1 barrier to growth.

HAUSKEEPIN is built for this exact crisis.

We maintain standing relationships with Chicago-area hosts and property managers. We commit to turnaround times (3–4 hour clean and resets). We show up. We deliver hotel-standard results every single time.

Your guests expect a zen. We guarantee it.

Need reliable STR cleaning? Let’s talk. [email protected]

06/18/2026

We believe in community. That's why we created the BioHoard Referral Program — a network of first responders, social workers, attorneys, funeral homes, and health advocates who connect clients to us when they need extreme cleaning support. Know someone who could use our help? You can be the bridge. 💙 → biohoard.com/referral-program

Real estate investors, realtors, and homeowners alike know the importance of a decluttered and open space and its impact on their pockets. With BioHoard,

06/16/2026

Your space is never just physical.

A cluttered home = a cluttered mind. Research backs it up. Stress, anxiety, lost focus — they all live in the corners of rooms packed with stuff you don’t need.

Hoarding isn’t a moral failing. It’s often a response to grief, loss, or overwhelm. But the weight of it compounds every single day.

BIOHOARD doesn’t judge. We come in with respect, with a plan, and with the understanding that clearing your space is clearing your mind.

You don’t have to live like this. One room. One day. Let’s start there.

Chicago & suburbs · Free consultation · All is confidential. 📍 Call or text: 773-800-9318

06/15/2026

💡 Did you know? A hoarded property can lose significant market value — and most of it comes back after a professional cleanup. Real estate investors: don't leave money on the table. BioHoard specializes in extreme property cleanups that restore value fast. → biohoard.com | 773-800-9318

We understand the emotional complexities of hoarding, and we approach each hoarding cleanup with sensitivity and respect.

06/14/2026

Before BioHoard: a space that felt impossible. After BioHoard: a blank canvas. We don't just clean — we give people their lives back. Property investors, families, landlords — we've seen the before, and we love delivering the after. Curious what we can do for your space? 📞 773-800-9318 | biohoard.com

06/11/2026

🏠 Airbnb hosts — this one's for you. Turnover day doesn't have to be stressful. Our sister service HAUSKEEPIN handles every clean between guests so you can focus on being the host your reviews say you are. Consistent. Convenient. Guest-ready every single time. → hauskeepin.com | 773-800-9318

Chicago's premier Airbnb cleaning service. Expert turnover cleaning for short-term rentals. Same-day availability, 100% satisfaction guarantee.

06/08/2026

🧹 Most people don't call us because the mess is embarrassing. That's exactly why they should. We've seen it all — and we mean ALL of it. No judgment, no side-eyes. Just us, our equipment, and a commitment to give you your space back. Hoarding cleanup. Biohazard. Deep clean. Whatever it is — we handle it. 📞 773-800-9318 | biohoard.com

Real estate investors, realtors, and homeowners alike know the importance of a decluttered and open space and its impact on their pockets. With BioHoard,