09/18/2026
MEET OPIE 🐈🧡
Job Title:
MANAGEMENT
Years of Experience:
0
Qualifications:
Also 0
Previous Experience:
• Professional napper
• Counter inspector
• Basket occupier
• Snack quality control
• Expert supervisor of humans
Special Skills:
👀 Watching other people work
📋 Giving unsolicited feedback
🧺 Refusing to fold fitted sheets
⏰ Taking breaks before his shift starts
🐾 Being underfoot at critical moments
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